Batman: Cacophony

Batman: Cacophony

A banner across the top of the cover says KEVIN SMITH. This is in even bigger lettering than the title which is immediately beneath it. So you can call it a Kevin Smith production. Indeed, it demands you call it that.

There’s nothing wrong with a comic trying to cash in on a celebrity name (think of Keanu Reeves and BRZRKR), and since Smith is a sometimes able screenwriter and die-hard comic fanboy, I didn’t go into this one with any misgivings or, for that matter, particularly high expectations.

Smith himself is self-deprecating about his efforts in his Introduction. “By series’ end, I realized it wasn’t the best Batman story I could write; nor was it Walt’s finest hour.” Walt being Smith’s buddy and series artist Walt Flanagan. The most he’ll say for Cacophony is that it provided useful experience for his later efforts. So that’s setting a pretty low bar.

I thought it was just OK. Only three issues, so there wasn’t much there. The storyline has Onomatopoeia (a Kevin Smith supervillain creation) breaking the Joker out of Arkham Asylum so that together they can hunt down Batman. Or at least I think that was the plan. Ono doesn’t say much and needless to say things don’t work out.

If the story is a weak sauce at least the writing has some of Smith’s distinct personality and brand of humour. Which is either a good or a bad thing, depending on how big a fan you are. And so the Joker is a mouthpiece for various semi-obscure cultural references, and even a couple of Maxie Zeus’s security guards get into an argument over the original Clash of the Titans. For the most part I thought this stuff fell flat. When the Joker says at the end that “I’m Glover, Circle Jerk’s Mel, Broodin’-Ruben’s Busey, and this is the end of Lethal Weapon,” I just couldn’t figure the comparison out. Nor could I understand the Joker’s big line at the end about how “I don’t hate you [Batman] ‘cause I’m crazy . . . I’m crazy ‘cause I hate you.” These are just words. Then there’s also some politics thrown into the mix, mainly in the opening pages where a lack of funding has made Arkham Asylum even easier to break into and out of. I did love Maxie Zeus saying that he’s done a lot of good with “some of the profits” from his drug operation (a philanthropist very much in the modern mode), but the Joker’s fascination with Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead was another joke that went over my head. And I wasn’t sure what to make about the television broadcast being presented out of its original order the second time it’s played. Was that a mistake or was I missing something?

The art too was just OK. It looks quite generic. Action is handled pretty well, but Flanagan has a lot of trouble with Bruce Wayne’s face the few times we see it. The Joker’s sad excuse for a beard though is memorable.

Not a write-off or a disaster then, but nothing very special about it either. I got the feeling Smith wanted to go a little deeper into the Batman-Joker connection, but that’s been done so many times now that he really doesn’t have much to add. As comics go it’s the sort of thing that might leave you curious to see more, but not necessarily eager. Nevertheless, Smith does promise that he was getting better and learning on the job so I’ll probably check in later to see how that turned out.

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Bookmarked Bookmarks!

This is an index to my posts showcasing items from my bookmark collection. Bookmark it!

#1: Kiki the Cat
#2: A is for Acorn
#3: The Church of the Presidents
#4: Forest Vision
#5: Blessings
#6: Bookworm
#7: Ivory and Gold
#8: Leonine
#9: Opera Masks
#10: Pancake Bay
#11: Beaded
#12: Raining Cats and Dogs
#13: Computer Man
#14: The Fabric of Our Lives
#15: Dragon Time
#16: Piper and Stone
#17: The GG’s
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#31: Happy Bookday!
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#33: The Cat is Back
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#36: Licensed to Read
#37: Bookstores No More I: Classic Bookshops
#38: Bookstores No More II: The Bob Miller Book Room
#39: Bookstores No More III: World’s Biggest Bookstore
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#46: Another Bookworm
#47: Dare to Dream
#48: Bon Voyage!
#49: Kitty Corner
#50: Bookstores No More VI: Book Depository
#51: Bookstores No More VII: Book City (Annex Location)
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#88: Reporting on the Afterlife
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#125: Eek! A Mouse!
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#127: Do Not Disturb
#128: Celeb Sex Shenanigans
#129: Book Pile
#130: A Trip to the Taj
#131: Bookstores No More XVI: The Children’s Book Store
#132: Bookstores No More XVII: Bryan Prince Bookseller
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#137: Brass Butterflies
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TCF: The Best American Crime Reporting 2007

The Best American Crime Reporting 2007
Guest Editor: Linda Fairstein

The crimes:

“The Loved Ones” by Tom Junod: were the operators of a New Orleans nursing home that didn’t evacuate before Hurricane Katrina struck guilty of negligence? Or did they care too much?

“The Inside Job” by Neil Swidey: the owner of a construction and landscaping business hires an accountant from a temp agency who proceeds to embezzle millions from him, largely without him even being aware of it.

“The Talented Dr. Krist” by Steve Fennessy: the perpetrator of a ghastly kidnapping does his time and even becomes a doctor, but can’t help getting into trouble.

“The Case of the Killer Priest” by Sean Flynn: a priest in Toledo is charged with having killed a nun a quarter-century earlier.

“Double Blind” by Matthew Teague: British efforts to infiltrate the IRA are so successful the double agents don’t even know whose side everyone is on.

“The School” by C. J. Chivers: an account of the Beslan school massacre in North Ossetia, as experienced by various survivors.

“A Kiss Before Dying” by Pamela Colloff: a high school football player in Texas kills his ex-girlfriend by shooting her in the head with a shotgun and throwing her body in a stock pond, apparently all in accordance with her wishes. He is acquitted at trial.

“The Devil in David Berkowitz” by Steve Fishman: the Son of Sam killer finds God in prison, or so he says.

“The Man Who Loves Books Too Much” by Allison Hoover Bartlett: a swindler steals rare books from second-hand bookshops across the U.S. He’s caught, but remains largely unrepentant.

“Dirty Old Women” by Ariel Levy: female teachers have affairs with underage male students.

“Who Killed Ellen Andross?” by Dan P. Lee: a pair of high-profile medical examiners face off in the murder trial of a husband accused of killing his wife.

“Fatal Connection” by David Bernstein: a Chicago escort is murdered not by one of her clients but by her financial adviser.

“Last Seen on September 10” by Mark Fass: a woman living in Lower Manhattan goes missing the day before the attack on the World Trade Center. Her family think she died in the bombing but others have their doubts.

“My Roommate, the Diamond Thief” by Brian Boucher: a man rents out the bedroom in his one-bedroom apartment to a mysterious fellow who turns out to be a jewel thief on the run.

“The Monster of Florence” by Douglas Preston: an American writer living for a while in Florence befriends an Italian journalist and they start looking into the case of a serial killer who terrorized the area years earlier. This gets them both into trouble with the authorities.

The book:

Like all the entries I’ve read in this (now sadly defunct) series, it’s great. I didn’t think there was a bad story. Levy didn’t do much with her quick look at teachers-in-heat, and Boucher’s piece is also a bit light, but they’re also the two shortest stories and still manage to be interesting and fun.

On the other end of the scale, C. J. Chivers on the Beslan school massacre is the longest piece and still feels as though it needed more room. It really should have been a book, complete with photos and maps, as it’s basically a collage of first-person accounts (or “a museum of words,” as Chivers puts it) and isn’t always easy to follow. Meanwhile, the fact that at least two of the stories included here – the ones by Bartlett and Preston – were later turned into successful books gives you some idea of the quality of the material.

I don’t go into such an anthology expecting much in the way of continuity in terms of the subject matter, so I was surprised to find a strong recurring theme. Perhaps guest editor Linda Fairstein had a predilection for a particular kind of crime story. However it came about, a lot of the stories deal with a betrayal by individuals in a position of trust.

We begin with the operators of a nursing home who put their residents at risk as a hurricane bears down on New Orleans. Next up an accountant embezzles funds from her employer. Then we have a bad doctor and a killer priest. Also we’ll have teachers having sex with their students and a financial advisor who steals money from his client before killing her. And finally the Italian police in “The Monster of Florence” demonstrate not so much ignorance and corruption (though there was probably some of that) as provide evidence that they’re not the kind of people you’d want to put in a position of authority.

A lot of this is a sort of sub-set of a message that a lot of true crime writing carries: that you can’t trust anyone. Put another way, “if delusion is our enemy, it equally may be said that trust is no friend of clear-thinking” (this is from the Introduction by the series editors). Or, as Duncan says of the treacherous thane of Cawdor:

There’s no art
To find the mind’s construction in the face.
He was a gentleman on whom I built
An absolute trust.

Indeed there is no art, as Duncan is about to find out by putting his trust in Macbeth. He’s learned nothing. That said, we learn from books as much as example and experience, which is one of the things that I think gives true crime real value. If not an art, there’s a skill to reading people that we can always get better at. It begins with realizing that there’s no one deserving of “an absolute trust.”

Noted in passing:

In my notes on Kathryn Casey’s She Wanted It All I talked about some of the stupid ways that not-very-bright criminals find to blow their ill-gotten money. I thought of that again reading about Angela Platt bilking her boss for millions and then spending it on not just a new house, a big-screem TV, and time-shares in Florida and the Bahamas but also “the kind of bizarre crap you’d expect to find if you could journey through Christopher Walken’s brain”:

A hot rod fashioned into a green monster with teeth the size of fence pickets. A 1931 Plymouth with the faces of Bonnie and Clyde and lots of bullet holes painted on it, bearing the Rhode Island license plate UMISED. Collections of rare guns and wretched movies. Talking trees inspired by The Wizard of Oz.

OK, I’m not sure what this has to do with Christopher Walken, and I have a small collection of wretched movies myself, but this sounds pretty bad. And there was more! Platt also had a life-sized statue of Al Capone wearing a white suit and chomping on a cigar. For her brother’s wedding she hired the entire Riverdance touring troupe (at a cost of over a quarter million dollars) and Burt Bacharach (nearly $400,000) to perform. Given that her boss hardly even noticed the money she was siphoning off to pay for all this, I really had to laugh.

I’d forgotten how David Berkowitz had been caught. A woman had seen his car being ticketed on the night of one of the killings and reported it. When police investigated they turned up a lot of suspicious information relating to Berkowitz, and when they tracked down the car (Berkowitz hadn’t changed his plates) they found he’d left a gun lying unconcealed in the back seat.

It’s interesting how these routine traffic violations have played a role in catching famous bad guys. Peter Sutcliffe, the Yorkshire Ripper, was caught because an officer noticed that his car had false plates. Timothy McVeigh was only stopped while leaving Oklahoma City because he hadn’t attached plates to the vehicle he was driving. It’s the little things that trip you up.

Takeaways:

While not everyone is a potential killer, it’s a safe bet that nobody is exactly what they seem to be. In any event, you should always question people in positions of trust and authority unless you know they’ve earned it. They rarely have.

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Afterlife with Archie: Escape from Riverdale

Afterlife with Archie: Escape from Riverdale

This is the title that launched the Archie Horror imprint due to its boffo success both critically and with a wide audience. And I don’t find that success surprising as I loved it in almost every way.

The idea grew out of a parody Life with Archie cover by Francesco Francavilla that had Archie being confronted with zombie versions of Jughead, Betty, and Veronica. This seemed like such a good idea, they decided to make a whole comic out of it. Because this was the time of peak zombie and zombies were going well with everything. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (the novel) had come out a few years earlier and been a smash success, quickly followed up by a major motion picture. Such mash-ups thrive on the incongruity of high-culture being mixed with low, or in this case a wholesome American town turned into an abattoir. After a while, and really it didn’t take long, the joke got stale. But some really good work came out of it too.

Afterlife with Archie is really good. Things kick off naturally enough at Riverdale High’s Halloween dance, and just before the zombie outbreak begins we get a lot of insider jokes keyed to horror movies, which is very much in the manner of these things. Pet Sematary, for example, is referenced because the apocalypse is triggered by Sabrina the Teenage Witch raising Jughead’s beloved Hotdog from the dead, with predictably disastrous results. The seminal text Night of the Living Dead gets a nod in a flashback with Mr. Weatherbee horning after Miss Grundy. Dilton Doiley is the nerdy character from the Scream franchise who knows how horror movies are supposed to play out. And so it goes.

From here we’re taken through the familiar run of zombie incidents. The infected person who tries to brush it off as no big deal. The siege, this time in stately Lodge Manor no less, and subsequent breakout. The confrontation with transformed loved ones. Now you’d think, or at least I would have thought, that none of this was all that interesting or new, and on one level I guess it isn’t, but I still enjoyed it immensely. Writer Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, who was the main force behind the TV series Riverdale, adeptly brings the Archie brand into a sort-of real world, fleshing out the main characters just before they start eating flesh. In terms of their appearance they’ve changed a lot from their traditional look – Archie in particular is unrecognizable but for his red hair, and Jughead but for his cap and “S” sweater – but you can actually buy into them as real teenagers. Some liberties are taken with the fringe Riverdalers – Ginger Lopez and Nancy Woods are romantically involved, and Cheryl and Jason Blossom have some kind of incestuous attachment hinted at – but I didn’t know these people anyway.

Poor Jughead: Patient Zero or “Jugdead” here and made into a werewolf in the Jughead: The Hunger series. It’s hard being the odd man out in any gang, and I guess he always was. Were these transformations his revenge? I think that’s something in the mix.

So yes, I loved it. Enjoyed nearly every page of it. And a special shout out for some great lettering by Jack Morelli. The only misstep that registered was the business with Archie’s dog Vegas (I don’t remember him from the comics). I thought they should have skipped that part. But even that might have had a purpose, making me wonder if there was maybe a connection being drawn between his doggy devotion to his master and the Lodge butler Smithers (an ancestor of Waylon Smithers in The Simpsons?) with his sense of duty toward his Mistress Veronica. I liked being drawn into these kinds of conjectures, and they weren’t what I was expecting from an Archie zombie comic. Well done!

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Bias in the press

From “The Mystery of Marie Rogêt” (1842) by Edgar Allan Poe:

We should bear in mind that, in general, it is the object of our newspapers rather to create a sensation – to make a point – than to further the cause of truth. The latter end is only pursued when it seems coincident with the former. The point which merely falls in with ordinary opinion (however well founded this opinion may be) earns for itself no credit with the mob. the mass of the people regard as profound only him who suggests pungent contradictions of the general idea. In ratiocination, not less than in literature, it is the epigram which is the most immediately and the most universally appreciated. In both, it is of the lowest order of merit.