Movie Mags: Marquee Volume 9 Number 6, August/September 1984

Marquee Volume 9 Number 6, August/September 1984

Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin in All of Me. I only have vague memories of seeing ads for this movie when it came out. Something about the two of them swapping bodies or something like that. I honestly don’t know. They were both pretty well known stars at the time. Today I think this movie has been almost totally forgotten.

But there are a lot of forgotten movies in this issue. The ad is for Cloak & Dagger, starring Dabney Coleman and Henry (E.T.) Thomas. The film being profiled on the facing page is The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. I’m pretty sure I saw that one, but I don’t recall it now. I think it has a bit of a cult following today.

For the films mentioned in the “On Location” feature: The River (didn’t see it, but was aware of it), Johnny Dangerously (I think maybe I did see it, but can’t remember it now), Dune (saw it), Oh, God III (they made three of those? I only saw the first one), The Goodbye People (never even heard of that one), Irreconcilable Differences (divorce was actually a big theme in movies into the 1980s), and American Dreamer (never heard of it).

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Deck the yards

Over the last couple of years I’ve posted pics of some of the standout Halloween yard decorations. There were some more good ones this year.

I had a pic of this set-up in 2024 and thought it was quite busy then. Well, they’ve added even more to it. There’s a lot going on.

I never saw The Nightmare Before Christmas but I recognized this character as Jack Skellington. What I like about this display is that Jack’s ghost dog Zero is also included.

The standout is this giant Frankenstein’s monster. There’s actually a motion sensor built in to it, so when I’ve been walking by this week it comes on and Frankie’s eyes light up and he growls and waves both his arms up and down. Impressive. This second pic shows more of the yard.

Moonwalk

Seeing as Halloween is coming up this weekend I thought I’d post this pic of a full moon that I took while out for my morning walk a couple of mornings ago. It almost looks like a daytime shot, but actually it was hours before sunrise.

Criminal 7: Wrong Time Wrong Place

Criminal 7: Wrong Time Wrong Place

I’ve mentioned before how bleak the Criminal comics are. I don’t know if Wrong Time Wrong Place is any worse in that regard, but it’s a real downer. After surviving a brutal stint in prison in the mid-‘70s, Teeg Lawless takes his little boy Tracy on a road trip that’s directed toward various violent and criminal ends. The upshot of it being that Tracy realizes his course is already set in life and he’s just going to end up the same as his dad. It’s sad, but credit to Brubaker and Phillips for conveying that message so effectively.

It’s a simple story, padded out by lengthy fragments of comics that are being read by Teeg in prison (a Conan rip-off called Zangar the Savage) and Tracy on the road (a Werewolf by Night crossed with Shang-Chi effort called Fang the Kung-Fu Werewolf). This is a bit of self-regarding fun that the creators have indulged throughout the series, from the Frank Kafka strip in Bad Night to the Archie-style flashbacks in The Last of the Innocent. Unlike with those earlier examples though, I didn’t think the comic-within-a-comic thing served much of a purpose here. I suppose the comics are just meant to be escapist fantasies that also make some glancing comments on the action. Teeg is Zangar and Tracy is Fang, without the same scope for heroic action.

A coda has Teeg stealing some Christmas presents for his two boys that turn out to be girls’ toys. Another heist gone wrong in Center City, leaving everybody worse off and unhappier than before.

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A day (or two) at the book sale

How many books? To find out, keep reading to the end of this post!

This past weekend I spent at the annual Friends of the Guelph Public Library Book Sale. I may have been going to this event every year since it got started. At least I have a bookmark from the first one and talked about last year’s visit here. You can also check out previous visits by following some of these links. This post is part of a series then. Or you could see it as a follow-up to my big Walking Guelph post, since I’ll include some more pics of my hometown here.

The sale actually runs for four days, from Thursday through Sunday. I attended opening day (when there’s a $10 entrance fee) and again on Saturday (no charge). Thursday was a bright sunny day, without a cloud in the sky, at least in the early going. I don’t think it’s ever rained on a book sale! So I walked downtown to the bus station. Along the way I walked by the new police station. It’s not all new, but what they basically did was add a huge new addition onto the existing building. I think they just completed it a year or so ago. Colour me unimpressed. Looks ugly without being threatening. But look at that blue sky.

Behind the police station is the Guelph Armoury, home to the 11th Field Artillery Regiment. Built in 1906-1907 in the Gothic Revival Style, and opened in 1911. Just in time to start training young fellows for the big dance that was about to start across the pond. I was in the mess once for some kind of a party. I was in the reserves when I was in school, but it was a Toronto regiment.

Behind the Armoury is the train station. Cute little building. Nobody’s ever in it. You buy your tickets online. But at least during business hours the building is open so you can step in to get out of the rain.

Across from the train station is the bus station.

That’s a train in the background.

Next stop was the book sale, which was again held out in the Northwest Industrial Park. Also known as the back of beyond. I miss the days when they had a location for it downtown. But I think it’s hard to find a place with enough space.

I’ve mentioned before about the lack of facilities. This year they must have been listening to some feedback because they had one (1) portable toilet across from where everyone lined up to get in. That thundershack was getting a lot of use.

Not much to report about the actual sale. It was quite well attended on Thursday. This is the parking situation on the road across from the site. If you drove (and most people do) then you were going to have a long walk to the sale. I don’t know where this row of cars ended. Somewhere over the horizon.

I think I bought about 30 books over the two days. A lot more than last year. A few titles I even had stored in my shopping cart at an online bookseller, so they were real wins. And some more obscure titles that I don’t know if I’ll ever get to. I’ve been just thinking recently about how I probably have more books now than I’ll every be able to read. Intimations of mortality.

On Saturday, when I got back, the bus let me off at the University Centre, where an old friend of mine was running a board- and role-playing game convention. He was playing a game called Zombiecide. This is what it looks like.

It sounded like fun. I was invited to play but I figured it would take me too long to get up to speed. Some of the other tables had role-playing games set up on them. On one the dungeonmaster running things had his laptop hooked up to a flat-screen TV lying face-up on the table, with the players moving their figures around on top of it, where the map was displayed. I was quite impressed by that.

Anyway, those were the highlights for the weekend. Maybe I’ll do it again next year. Much as I enjoy it, (a) I don’t need any more books and (b) it really is out of the way. But as long as my back holds out I’ll probably keep saddling up and make the trek. Thanks for reading!

OK, so they didn’t proof read this one.

Movie Mags: Marquee Volume 9 Number 4, May 1984

Marquee Volume 9 Number 4, May 1984

Only my third Marquee post and the second Harrison Ford cover. That guy was box office in the 1980s. I don’t think this magazine would fetch as much as a collectible though as there’s a small hole in the back cover and some fading.

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock was coming soon so it got a write-up here. And yes, Spock was alive.

I don’t think I saw any John Hughes movies when I was of the age to be watching John Hughes movies, and there sure were a lot of them around. I did see Once Upon a Time in America though, and hated it.

“On Location” was a new feature. At least it didn’t appear in either of the issues I showcased previously. Of the films mentioned here, I did not see Country, Beat Street, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Stick, The Flamingo Kid, Oxford Blues, or The Razor’s Edge. And I can still say I’ve never seen any of those movies. I did see Conan the Destroyer and A Soldier’s Story though.

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Druuna: Mandragore

Druuna: Mandragore

Mandragore is the fifth volume in the erotic adventures of Druuna, though I have a hard time following much of a sequence through them. As I said in my review of the previous book, Carnivora, this is “a story cycle that runs in place, never really going anywhere because time and place have no meaning in the Druunaverse.”

If you’ve managed to follow the plot thus far you know that Druuna, in various states of undress, is trying to find a cure for a techno-biological plague known as the Evil. She travels a futuristic wasteland full of mutants and robots that may be all in her head, or in somebody else’s head. The somebody else primarily being a computer AI that has merged with a spaceship captain named Lewis. This human-AI hybrid has also absorbed the consciousness of Druuna’s former lover, Shastar. Meanwhile, a different ship’s captain, Will, and his medical officer Doc, are trying to find a cure for the Evil. In Mandragore they do this by sending Druuna into the computer’s mind. So she thinks she’s dreaming, and what happens all seems like a dream, but it’s not her dream but Lewis’s. As Shastar, who retains some independence, gamefully tries to explain:

After all these centuries his mind is exhausted and has fallen into a state of inertia . . . into a kind of lethargy wherein his unconscious impulses amplify reality, creating his own autonomous universe! Yes, Druuna, we are products of that universe, of his dream . . . a complex unconscious psychic elaboration!

Did you follow that? Anyway, this conversation takes place within the dream so technically it checks out, even though outside the dream, on Will’s ship, Druuna has a separate existence.

Now since this is a Druuna comic the “serum” or antidote to the Evil takes the form of . . . male ejaculate. That would be the mandragore. Which is something Druuna has no difficulty coaxing forth. Unfortunately for the otherwise more-than-willing donors, the only time that such seed can be harvested is when a guy is strangled, so Druuna finds herself being the fluffer in a series of snuff films within the Lewis mind. Though I wasn’t sure why Lewis (or the AI) was so keen on getting a supply of mandragore. But then if you learn one thing from reading these books it’s that you can’t ask too many questions.

So there’s a lot of sex, and of course a lot of Druuna running around in a thong and tight t-shirt. Plus for some reason in this book she’s wearing stockings as well. That really made no sense, but I guess Serpieri had a thing for girls in stockings. In any event, this is the end of the series for me. The series did go on for another four volumes but I haven’t read any of them and I doubt I will now. They’re actually collector’s items and hard to track down. This one cost me $15 or so back in 1992. Today it’s only available from resellers, with the best price I found being $560 on Amazon. Obviously it’s not for everyone, as it pushes a lot of boundaries relating to sex and violence and consent, but in its own sub-sub-genre of philosophical SF erotica I think it’s something special.

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