Masters of the Universe Gummies
Overview: Halloween leftovers I should have left alone.
Label: Since this was Halloween candy the packaging was everything. They’ve really gone overboard in recent years putting smaller and smaller bits of candy in separate packages. So in the box I got there were 20 mini-packs that held four gummies each. Eack pack was 70 calories containing absolutely no nutritional value (surprised?) but 11 g of sugar out of 20 g total.
Two things struck me as kind of interesting with regard to the labels. In the first place, at the end of the ingredients are listed Allura Red and Brilliant Blue FCF. You’ll probably guess, correctly, that these are both synthetic dyes. But they sounded to me like brand names. No more or less descriptive, to me, than the name of a long chemical compound, but I still wondered at their being “ingredients.”
Also interesting was the notice on the front and the back of the box saying that there were no peanuts used in the production of these gummies. I guess this is a standard warning now for people who have peanut allergies, but I wondered who would think that peanuts might be used to make this crap.
Review: Like I say, packaging has become everything. Since this was a partnership between candy company Huer and toy company Mattel they made it look quite appealing, at least to kids. Who wouldn’t want to eat gummies in the shape of Skeletor’s head? And here the bumf from the back of the box:
Embrace the Evil. Straight from Snake Mountain (TM), Skeletor (TM) has claimed this box for himself. These gummies are shaped in the likeness of Eternia’s most notorious villain — bold, mischievous, and dangerously delicious. There are no heroes here . . . only the sweet taste of chaos.
Now as for that sweet taste . . .
According to the box these Masters of the Universe Gummies were “grape-lemon” flavour. My first thought was that they’d be a mix, with half the gummies being grape and the other half lemon. But instead each gummy had a purple side (the front, with Skeletor’s head) and a yellowish side (blank). So was each gummy supposed to taste like grape and lemon?
Well, I can’t tell you. Because I didn’t think they tasted like either grape or lemon. Nor did they taste like regular gummy bears or worms. They just tasted bad, sort of like slightly-sweetened plastic. I have a sweet tooth and will eat large amounts of almost any kind of candy going but I had to give up after eating about half of this box. If I was just grading them on the packaging they’d get an A but the candy itself was dreadful.
Price: $3 for a box of 20 pouches. This was 76% off, the week after Halloween. So regular price would have been $12 for a box of 80 gummies. Candy has become ridiculously expensive.
Score: 2/10









