Holmes: The Curious Affair of the Italian Art Dealer

A curious affair indeed, as this is a story that goes in a couple of directions I didn’t anticipate. We begin traditionally enough, with Watson describing Holmes in one of his drug-soaked longueurs between cases. But then one of Watson’s calls – to attend upon a visiting American who has been beaten up during the theft of a painting, presumed a Titian, he had brought to London for verification – turns into one of Holmes’s clients. And from there we take several twists and turns before a revelation at the end not of who was behind the theft of the painting (though that’s included) but of the dual investigation that was going on all this time.

You see, this isn’t primarily a Sherlock Holmes mystery but one starring the American detective Miss Butterworth, the creation of Anna Katherine Green. Something very alert readers (not me!) will have twigged to in the name of the hotel manager being Gryce, since Ebenezer Gryce was the main detective created by Green. (Inspector Whicher gets name-dropped too, but that’s just a throwaway.) Anyway, it’s Miss Butterworth who really solves the case and then has to explain it all to Holmes. This puts him out to the point where he is said to be furious at her condescension, but she tells him he shouldn’t sulk because nobody’s perfect. I have to say though in Holmes’s defence that he has no reason to feel one-upped because Miss Butterworth had been investigating the case for months before he got involved, and she had far more personal information about what was going on.

Sara Paretsky, the creator of V. I. Warshawski, is obviously making a feminist point here, but it’s not one that I found took anything away from the story, which was enjoyable all the way through and stands well enough on its own.

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Bookmarked! #147: Lulu the Giraffe

Every now and then I leave a bookmark in its packaging. This is a good example. I think Lulu would look a bit naked, and a lot skinnier without it.

Not sure who I know brought me this back from Africa. But it’s part of my “Around the World” display now.

Book: Goliath’s Curse: The History and Future of Societal Collapse by Luke Kemp

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Batman: One Bad Day: Clayface

Batman: One Bad Day: Clayface

This is one of eight single-issue comics in the Batman: One Bad Day series, each by different writers and artists and each focusing on the tortured psyche of a famous Batman villain. Now in the case of One Bad Day: Clayface what we get isn’t an origin story so much as a reboot, since there have been a whole lot of Clayfaces over the years, which is what you might expect from such a Protean figure. What’s happened in this one is that Clayface, an actor named Basil Karlo, has left Gotham and is now working as a waiter in Hollywood, where he’s trying to break into the movie business. Things don’t go well, however, and soon “Clay” (his adopted name) is demonstrating that even if he’s not quite willing to die for his art he’s absolutely on board with killing for it. Which means literally working his way up the Hollywood food chain from fellow struggling actors to agents to directors to producers. They all get the mud bath treatment when they don’t share Clay’s creative vision.

I loved pretty much all of this. The story by Collin Kelly and Jackson Lanzing (the Hivemind) is solidly constructed, even though initially a bit disorienting as we get introduced to all of Clay’s co-workers. Things keep escalating as Clayface works his way through the usual gang of movie-business jerks. And the punchline ending is both grim and funny. I don’t know if I’m a big fan of the art of Xermánico normally, but he really does a great job with Clayface here, giving pathos to his sad, pupil-less eyes. And finally I’ll call out the lettering by Tom Napolitano. Usually I rail against the speech of characters being presented in stylized ways where it’s distracting and not required. But here I thought it very effective. I liked how when Clay reverts to his Clayface form the speech bubbles become swirling, puddly forms and the lettering liquefies. I also thought the business of providing emphasis through the use of what looks like yellow highlighter was a gamble that paid off. It works with the way they present the text for the scene settings in screenplay format throughout (“Int./Ext. Sunset Chateau. Day.”)

Batman does show up at the end to put an end to Clayface’s theater of blood, or mud, which is done in a perfunctory way with a Ghostbusters-style trap and a quick moral lesson about truth and lies in the dream factory. But Clayface not only gets the last word, he’s also a far more complicated and compelling character. Sure he’s deluded about Hollywood, but he has the conviction of the true psycho, while also being sympathetic. I mean, who hasn’t wanted to throw mud at movie stars at some point? It’s just that Clayface is mud with teeth.

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A visit to the cat house

So my neighbours are catsitting until their daughter’s house sells. I went over to visit their new boarders.

This is Millie. And I can’t say her name without calling her Millie Vanilli.

And this is Bonnie. Slightly shyer than Millie, and fatter because she eats Millie’s food.

All I’ve got for you today. But  cat pictures are what built the Internet so  . . .

Wimsey: The Unprincipled Affair of the Practical Joker

It’s curious the way the Lord Peter Wimsey stories by Dorothy Sayers are so different in tone from the novels. To be sure the novels have a comic spirit to them, but the stories, at least in the early going, dial this way up. You can tell as much just from the titles, which seem intent on wearing their silliness as a badge. They can also be clever too though, as in this story and “The Entertaining Episode of the Article in Question,” where there’s a pun that you’re not expecting.

This is also not a true mystery story. A society woman approaches Lord Peter and asks him if he can retrieve some stolen jewelry. But she knows who stole it, and Lord P doesn’t doubt her, so all that happens is that Lord P has to figure out a way to trick the thief into giving the jewels back. You may think of stories like “The Purloined Letter” or “A Scandal in Bohemia,” but in those cases Dupin and Holmes respectively have to find out where the item in question is. That takes some detection skills. Here Lord Peter just has to find a way to blackmail the blackmailer, and that turns more on sleight of hand than ratiocination.

Another thing that got me wondering here is the way Sayers presents Lord Peter as not just a toff and a dandy but effeminate. This despite the fact that he served with distinction on the Western front in the Great War, has a love of motor cars, and can manage himself in a fist fight with local roughs. But his first appearance in this story is that of “a young man, attired in a mauve dressing-gown of great splendour, from beneath the hem of which peeped coyly a pair of primrose silk pyjamas.” I think the pyjamas go with his “sleek, straw-coloured hair.” In any event, if an author described a character in this manner today you would immediately catch the implication that he was gay, and that might have been true in the 1920s as well. But Lord Peter isn’t gay, he’s just eccentric. I’m not sure what Sayers was about in drawing him this way. Perhaps it was to show why people so often underestimate him, which is something he frequently turns to his advantage. But then are the silk pyjamas only meant to be a disguise?

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Feeling hungry?

While reading Richard Seymour’s Disaster Nationalism I came across an account of contemporary conspiracy thinking, and how such ideas as that of George Soros as evil puppet-master “could never have taken root if multiple economic and social crises, not to mention the unpunished ruling class crime wave preceding the financial crash, hadn’t established the orectic conditions for their uptake.” In other words, people had to be first primed to believe things that there was little evidence for. They had to want to believe, which is what “orectic” refers to.  The dictionary definition is “relating to appetite or desire.” It’s not a word I’d encountered before, but comes from the Latin for stimulating appetite and the Greek for desire.

I didn’t know “orectic,” but it made me think of an obscure word that I do use occasionally for desire: esurient. This comes from the Latin esurire (to be hungry) and has the meaning of hungry or, more often, greedy. I remember first coming across it when reading Will Durant’s History of Civilization, in a description of greedy heirs waiting for the deaths of their parents as “esurient ghouls.” That’s always stuck in my head. But orectic, which has a similar meaning, was new to me. I don’t think either word is used much now, though spellcheck recognizes esurient while orectic is flagged.

Words, words, words

Something is Killing the Children Volume Two

Something is Killing the Children Volume Two

Volume Two of this series, collecting issues #6-10, and . . . things aren’t getting better. In terms of the story that means that all the little baby demons of the mother demon that Erica killed at the end of Volume One are now getting hungry and killing more of the children of Archer’s Peak. But what I really mean is that I’m not liking this comic any better as it goes along.

James, the kid who survived an attack by the mother demon, is laid up in the hospital most of the time here. So instead it’s Erica teaming up (sort of) with another demon hunter named Aaron sent out from the Order of St. George with instructions to clean up Erica’s mess. And that means more than just killing the demons. But Aaron turns out to be pretty useless. As do the police. And Tom Mahoney, the only other adult gifted with the ability to see the demons, isn’t much help either.

So actually very little happens. There are more references to obscure monster lore like the fact that the baby demons are “oscuratypes” who only exist in a shadow form until they start eating. Which is just a bit of mumbo-jumbo that’s introduced to keep the plot moving along (in order to kill them, Erica will need some live bait, you see). Erica and the demon hunters know all this stuff, and they’re impatient with all the normies they have to deal with who just don’t understand. This makes Erica irritating, but she’s not the least likeable character. To be honest, I don’t think I cared for any of these people.

Nor am I a big fan of Werther Dell’Edera’s art (though I love that name). Erica’s cyclopean look is certainly striking, but I found her oversized green eye to be distracting and even repellent. Meanwhile, some of the secondary characters are hard to distinguish, at least to my eye.

Well, maybe I’ll give the series a bit more rope. But so far things aren’t looking good. I’ll be surprised if I make it to the end, if there even is an end yet.

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Holmes: The Adventure of the Empty House

In The Hound of the Baskervilles Sir Arthur Conan Doyle hadn’t really brought Sherlock Holmes “back” after killing him off in the story “The Final Problem” since The Hound had been set sometime before  Holmes and Moriarty took their plunge from the Reichenbach Falls. With this story, however, Doyle finally had some explaining to do.

I think he does so with real skill. Holmes’s survival is accounted for with a wave of the hand. When Moriarty grappled with him at the edge of the cliff above the Falls, Holmes used a baritsu maneuver to flip his enemy and save himself. Apparently baritsu (“the Japanese system of wrestling”) might have been based on the then new British mixed martial art of Bartitsu (a combination of “ju-jitsu” with the name of the guy who developed it, Barton-Wright). Contemporary readers may have been intrigued, but despite attempts at its revival I think Bartitsu is only a historical footnote today.

The mechanics of Holmes’s survival aside, what I found most impressive about what Doyle does here is the way he threads the plot of “The Final Problem” (which had been published ten years earlier) with what’s going on here. After his presumed death, Holmes had stayed in hiding in order to hunt down the rest of Moriarty’s gang, making this story a pretty direct sequel. His fear of an assassin with an air gun is even worked back into the plot as an essential point. Sure you can pick holes in various places as you go along, and various editors have, but they’re points that I had no problem ignoring. Meanwhile, the shift from the main mystery, a locked-room murder, to the capture of Moriarty’s Number Two (“the second most dangerous man in London”) is nicely done.

Though he doesn’t have much to say for himself, Colonel Moran’s face tells a story. Watson reads his physiognomy like a medical text:

It was a tremendously virile and yet sinister face which was turned towards us. With the brow of a philosopher above and the jaw of a sensualist below, the man must have started with great capacities for good or for evil. But one could not look upon his cruel blue eyes, with their drooping, cynical lids, or upon the fierce, aggressive nose and the threatening, deep-lined brow without reading Nature’s plainest danger-signals.

Physiognomy is now seen as a pseudo-science, but in 1903 the idea was still current. Holmes, however, is prepared to take these matters a speculative step further:

There are some trees, Watson, which grow to a certain height, and then suddenly develop some unsightly eccentricity. You will see it often in humans. I have a theory that the individual represents in his development the whole procession of his ancestors, and that such a sudden turn to good or evil stands for some strong influence which came into the line of his pedigree. The person becomes, as it were, the epitome of his own family.

Watson immediately responds that this is “surely rather fanciful.”

“Well,” Holmes admits, “I don’t insist upon it.”

It is indeed a fanciful theory, and one that expands quite a bit on the notion that comes up in The Hound of the Baskervilles where Holmes sees something in the portrait of Hugo Baskerville that reminds him of the face of Stapleton, calling it “an interesting instance of a throwback, which appears to be both physical and spiritual.” What he’s arguing here though is less like a regressive gene resurfacing than an instance of the theory of embryo recapitulation, where “ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny,” only occurring on the family level rather than that of the species. I’m sure this is an idea that doesn’t bear much looking into, but I love the way Holmes himself dismisses it as unimportant anyway. What is important is that the great detective is back: “once again Mr. Sherlock Holmes is free to devote his life to examining those interesting little problems which the complex life of London so plentifully presents.”

Who says that? Watson? No, it’s Holmes, referring to himself in the third person! He really was setting the pattern for a modern celebrity.

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Batman by Doug Moench and Kelley Jones Volume 1

Batman by Doug Moench and Kelley Jones Volume 1

The title as I read it is just Batman. But this book is usually said to be Batman by Doug Moench and Kelley Jones Volume 1 because how many thousands of Batman books are there now?

The extended title does signal the importance of the writer (Moench) and artist (Jones) for this particular run of Batman. These are two big names who were at this time (1995-96) at the top of their game. Of the two though I would rate Jones as the more important. He has a remarkable ability to indulge cartoonish caricature and wildly exaggerated forms (Batman’s cape here is a giant life form all its own, while the “ears” on his hood must jut out a couple of feet over his head) without being ridiculous. Some of the faces of secondary characters look like they belong in MAD Magazine, and the Batmobile is sometimes a silly bubble car that I couldn’t even imagine Batman getting into, but none of this is laughable. It’s all part of an insane, dark, and grotesque world.

Collected here are Batman issues #515-535 (excepting #520, 526, and 533-34). Coming right after the epic Knightfall story arc there was a switch to what are mainly double-issue stories, and I think this probably struck most readers as a bit of a relief. The central stories deal with Batman facing off against the usual suspects. Killer Croc escapes from New Arkham so he can retire to the bayou with Swamp Thing. Scarecrow escapes from New Arkham and goes after the jocks who tormented him in highschool. Mr. Freeze is actually released from New Arkham following a “positive psychological review” (ha-ha!). Two-Face escapes from New Arkham and goes on a justice tour. Batman springs Poison Ivy from New Arkham so she can help fight a killer plague.

Don’t know about you, but I’m starting to think New Arkham isn’t any more secure a facility than Old Arkham.

None of these stories struck me as all that impressive. Instead, the two I liked the best were an early one featuring a new villainess named the Sleeper who was the subject of a military intelligence sleep-deprivation experiment and the final story which introduces us to the Ogre and his brother Ape, subjects of a military intelligence bioengineering experiment. Both the Sleeper and the Ogre are on missions of revenge, killing the doctors who tormented them. That these stories stood out as the best may say something about how played-out the veteran supervillains are, or just be an example of Moench enjoying a free hand. But then the long story involving Batman and Deadman heading off to Peru to fight a gang of neo-Conquistadores alongside a mummy cult didn’t work for me at all. Oh well, You have to expect a lot of ups and downs in a series like this.

As a footnote, there’s a reference in the Ogre issue to Poe’s “The Murders in the Rue Morgue,” which is said to be “the story of a man who increased the intelligence of an ape . . . and who used that ape to commit murder.” Maybe this is how Moench remembers it, or maybe he’d only heard of the story, but this is so far from what happens in “The Murders in the Rue Morgue” that it took me by surprise. There are editors too who proofread comics and it’s hard to believe nobody caught such a mistake. Or is it that so few people still know these things?

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