I pass this bit of signage every time I walk downtown. It’s been up in the same window for years and seems to express some firmly held beliefs. Beliefs about what, I’m not sure.

So, starting from the top left and working clockwise:

(1) OK, it is a Stephen King quote. I looked it up, though the exact line reads “Any game looks straight if everyone is being cheated at once.” It comes from his novel The Long Walk, which he wrote under his Richard Bachman pseudonym. I haven’t read the book or seen the recent movie.

(2) “That old serpent” is a reference to Satan from the Book of Revelation. I don’t know what the connection to NASA is though. The T-minus is countdown to apocalypse?

(3) Your guess is as good as mine. Is that a cross or a swastika? There’s a Star of David in the middle of what seem to be an arrangement of binaries (wet and dry, material and spiritual) as well as some alchemical symbols thrown in for good measure.

(4) Some sketchy etymology. The word “scientific” comes from Latin and has the meaning of pertaining to knowledge (in Latin scientia). The suffix -fic doesn’t denote fiction but comes from the Latin facere, to make or to do.

I get the impression, taking all of this together, that the person behind the window doesn’t trust science (represented by NASA), or perhaps any kind of received knowledge or wisdom, seeing it as a crooked game. True gnosis only comes through some kind of mystical revelation.

Anyway, there’s also a letter posted on another window that goes into a bit of explanation that I might post a picture of later. I couldn’t make much sense out of it either.

You can click on the pic to make it bigger. Just try not to read too much into the reflection of the handsome fellow in the window.

For those of you who have been keeping score, I initially had a post back a couple of years ago complaining about YouTube ads that were 3 or even 8 minutes long. Then I was hit with a 17-minute ad and had to post about that. Then I was served one that was 28 minutes long and only a few days later 31- and 40-minute ads dropped in.

Well, yesterday I was watching a documentary on Frank Lloyd Wright that was 59 minutes long and about ten minutes from the end I was interrupted by an “ad” (“alternative programming” might be a better way of putting it) that apparently would have run 1:15:48 if I’d let the whole thing play. I honestly thought I’d clicked on the “play next video” link by accident. Of course I hit the skip button after the obligatory six seconds so I never even figured out what this ad was for. They were just starting to run the opening credits and music!

Wow. An hour and fifteen minutes. And again I ask: what’s the point? Verily, verily I say unto you that ain’t nobody got time for that. Something has gone haywire.

Anyway, I’ll just keep tracking these things as the enshittification process continues apace. Though I have to think an hour and fifteen minutes will be hard to beat.

I’ll bet you didn’t know Guelph had a B.A.C. That’s a Big Ass Cathedral. It’s right downtown and its proper name is the Basilica of Our Lady of the Immaculate Conception. Or just the Basilica of Our Lady for short. If you want the brochure bit:

The Basilica of our Lady Immaculate has been a place of worship and reflection for over 125 years. The Basilica is constructed of local limestone in the Gothic Revival style. It towers over the Guelph community as a constant reminder of God’s love and a community’s resilience. Designated a National Historic Site, it is the most visited tourist destination in the city of Guelph.

After an intensive five phase restoration spanning many years, the restoration was completed in December 2014. There was a special dedication mass at the Church on December 8, 2014, and it was at this mass that Bishop Crosby announced that our Holy Father Pope Francis had elevated our church to the status of a Basilica in honour of its rich history and the importance of this parish in the Diocese of Hamilton and the City of Guelph.

In the fall of 2015, the Basilica of our Lady Immaculate was recognized for the restoration of the church. The Canadian Association of Heritage Professionals awarded their 2015 Award of Excellence to our Church. This is the largest respected collective of heritage professionals involved in the preservation of our national heritage properties. In November we received the Peter Stokes Award by the Architectural Conservancy of Ontario.

You can read a lot more, and see professional pictures at their website.

I’ve been inside it exactly once, to listen to a chorus a friend was singing in.

This is a view from the parking lot.

And this is the view taken standing in the same spot as the first picture, but turned around and looking at beautiful downtown Guelph. Photos have a way of flattening hills. If you look over that hedge there are three steep flights of steps leading up to the cathedral. That street is a long way down.

Anyway, there’s your local tour. Drop by and visit anytime!

They have these banners up now all over downtown. Civic pride, I guess. Because this town isn’t a real tourist destination so most of the people seeing them are locals anyway. So isn’t that a little like loving yourself?

Not sure I love Guelph. But on balance it’s a nice place to live. Nicer than most other places I’ve been, or can think of.

The crowns, by the way, are a reference to our identity as “The Royal City.”

This is the main branch of my hometown’s public library. The building has been there a long time. I remember going there when I was eight years old.

They are currently building a new library just a block away. It’s coming along nicely and looks like it’s going to be really big. On this particular morning the police were driving around a lot because there’d been an accident just a road over. (You can click on the pics to make them bigger.)

Snow squalls. April 19. It’s been spring for almost a month!

OK, something is definitely going on here. I’ve previously posted on how long the ads are getting on YouTube, most recently just a couple of days ago in response to having a 28-minute ad dropped into an interview I was watching. Today I had a 31:15 ad in one podcast and then just a bit later on a different podcast getting a 40:37 bomb dropped.

What is the point of this? Nobody is going to watch a 30 or 40-minute ad or infomercial or entirely separate podcast inserted into the podcast they’re watching. Nobody. But given how frequently these things are popping up now it’s clearly part of a conscious decision YouTube is making. Meanwhile, why would somebody even be making these half-hour ads? They must know they just play as aggravating.

I guess somebody is looking at the data and figuring that somehow it works, but I can’t see it. The platform does seem to be transforming into something new though, even if I’m not sure what the endgame is.

This was definitely the end of the line, as we’ve had a lot of rain mixed with warm weather. It’s all that was left of snow mountain a couple of weeks ago.

For those of you interested in a recap, here are the mountain melt pictures in order.

And here is what it looked like yesterday.

This is a bonus pic, by request, of a different parking lot but with the clean-up crew getting rid of some of the dirt left behind by another snow pile.

That’s a wrap! It was a snow winter but it’s all gone now. The heat is on.

In January 2024 I wrote a post complaining about an ad that appeared on YouTube that was 8:30 long. Then, just a couple of weeks ago I had to give an update where I mentioned being bombed by an ad that was 17:21! Of course I didn’t watch it all, but it still shocked me.

Well, it didn’t take YouTube long to one-up itself. Last night I watched a short, 17-minute video of an interview with an economist and just a few minutes before the end the algorithm or whatever tagged me with an ad that . . . wait for it . . . clocked in at 28:46! Holy enshittification!

I take it this is all just YouTube saying you will subscribe to YouTube and pay to get the ad-free version or else! But the thing is, you can get ad blockers now that will, I’m told, stop most of this stuff from getting through. As I said in 2024 though, the effect of running these kinds of ads isn’t just an irritation, it’s just saying that this is what the platform is now. Can you imagine network or cable television trying to get away with this? But YouTube knows they can, and if they can get away with it they’re going to keep doing it. So I’ll keep letting you know about the new records they set. As if AI slop wasn’t bad enough!

Just an update on the construction project going on behind me. Digging out those foundations. (You can click on the pic to make it bigger.)