Marple: A Deadly Wedding Day

Miss Marple was already a dinosaur when Agatha Christie introduced the character in 1927’s “The Tuesday Night Club.” Her age seemed to be fluid as times changed (the last book featuring her was published in the 1970s) but she always remained an old lady, meaning somewhere north of 70. In 4:50 from Paddington it’s said that her 90th birthday is coming up, but usually Christie avoided being that specific.

Biological age isn’t what I’m talking about though. Just as she remained a perennially old lady, Jane was also an eternal Victorian, wary of any fashion or behaviour that might be labeled “modern.” And it’s that old-fashioned character that Dreda Say Mitchell leans into in “A Deadly Wedding Day,” a story set sometime in the 1960s. Miss Marple has been invited to a wedding and she’s immediately put out (as much as she can be put out, which is to say mildly) by guests who resemble actors “from one of those modern New Wave films that critics seemed to enjoy so much but which left their audiences thoroughly confused.” One guest in particular makes a special impression: a willowy woman “sporting a blond Vidal Sassoon bobbed haircut and a tan.” I don’t know which of these, the haircut or the tan, Miss M is more shocked by. Anyway, the same woman wears “what was known in the more salacious newspapers as a ‘mini-skirt.’ It was immodestly short and certainly not the kind of attire you would expect a respectable young lady to wear to a wedding reception.”

Don’t worry if you think this is a giveaway that the willowy blonde is being introduced as too obvious a suspect though, as she’s dead pretty quickly. That leaves Miss M and an old friend she first met during the Blitz to figure out who poisoned the victim’s fruit salad. This is done pretty handily, and enjoyably, albeit not in a way that’s very easy to play along with. The main wrinkle is that Miss Marple is aware of social conventions and can actually buck them in ways that turn out to be helpful. For example, she gets some information out of the groom by suggesting that the bride make a speech at the reception, which has one old lawyer in attendance think that she’s “a radical or something.” But seeing as these are the 1960s and “the world was swinging, and changing fast,” her suggestion carries the day. More to the point in this case though is that Miss Marple has enlightened views on race relations, since the bride is a black woman. “While one might hope,” she muses, “that, in the England of the 1960s, racial prejudice would be a thing of the past, sadly that was not the case.” Despite being a dinosaur, Miss M is actually ahead of her times here, as England in the 1960s, like most places in the world at the time, had definitely not moved past racial prejudice. By coincidence, the story that appears before this one in the anthology Marple: Twelve New Stories, “The Jade Empress,” emphasizes the same progressive racial perspective. Now sure that’s more our perspective than that of a Victorian lady or a conservative woman in 1960s England, but I think it’s a dramatically productive way of playing with the character.

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Have a (virtual) ball

Saw these neat-looking virtual reality bubbles in the mall the other day. They’re the product of a company called Inscape out of Nova Scotia. I think they have race car and flight simulators. That sort of thing. The problem for me is that I’m so bad at videogames I don’t think it would be worth it. I used to always crash and burn in games like Turbo and Pole Position, which I suppose most readers of this blog will have never heard of but they were the big racing games at arcades back in the day. Things have come a long way!

Simpsons Comics Dollars to Donuts

Simpsons Comics: Dollars to Donuts

There’s a mix of good and bad in this selection of Simpsons comics, though the good outweighs the bad because the best stories are the longer ones that were originally published as anchors to individual issues.

So, for example, the first story is 27 pages long and it follows a $5 bill through various adventures around the town of Springfield as it passes through several hands. There are giant, radioactive hamsters at the nuclear plant and a revolutionary group plotting in an ice cream shop and everything loops around with Professor Frink traveling back in time to stop the assassination of President Lincoln. It was a lot of fun. But then it’s followed by a 4-page quickie about an award ceremony for local anchorman Kent Brockman that was just a brick. Next up is another entertaining portmanteau effort that is 27 pages with Homer sitting around the Employment Office swapping hard-luck stories with other job seekers like Sideshow Mel, Groundskeeper Willie, and Police Chief Wiggum. Then another 4-page dud about Homer trying to make money as a panhandler.

To give credit where it’s due, most of the longer stories are written by Ian Boothby. He’s worth whatever Matt Groening is paying him. Or maybe more. As I’ve wondered before, I don’t know why Groening is on the masthead on every comic here. Is he even executing any kind of editorial function? The job titles he’s given (“The Great Anticipator,” “Beloved Employer,” “Bad Apple”) are all gags. I figure it’s just a legal requirement that he be named.

So overall a good time, even as there is a leitmotif of failure running through the stories selected. I already mentioned the line-up at the Employment Office, a bunch of losers who are only saved by Mayor Quimby rehiring all of them on a “Gross Incompetence Amnesty Day.” Then Old Gil, the perennially down-on-his-luck salesman, shows up several times, always falling on his face and begging for a break. Mr. Burns loses his power plant and is left lying around Smithers’ house all day eating junk food while Smithers tries (unsuccessfully) to find a job that will support the two of them. Superintendent Chalmers loses his job, again temporarily, and Homer becomes principal at the Springfield High, where he starts a group called Junior Underachievers that brings in people “to talk about how they screwed up their lives.” Speakers include Krusty, Dr. Nick, and Old Gil.

Like everything about the Simpsons though we mostly laugh with these guys, not at them. Failure is part of the human comedy.

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There goes the neighbourhood IX

Moving in day! At least for the house on the left. There’s a bit of a story with regard to the house on the right. A few months ago there was actually a fire in it, caused (I believe) by a wiring problem. It caused some damage inside and you can still see scorched siding at the back. I don’t know how much work they have to do to replace the stuff that’s been done but it really put them behind schedule.

Absolute Martian Manhunter 1: Martian Vision

Absolute Martian Manhunter 1: Martian Vision

DC’s Absolute Universe (AU) is a re-imagining of the DCU that I think takes pride in just how radically it refashions the traditional DC line-up of superheroes. That’s certainly the case with Deniz Camp’s and Javier Rodríguez’s version of the Martian Manhunter. Gone is the shape-shifting guy from Mars who assumes the human identity of a detective on Earth named John Jones. Now John Jones is an FBI agent who is somehow possessed by (or psychically “entangled” with) an alien force that can read minds, which is the essence of the “absolute perspective” that is “Martian vision.” What this looks like on the page is a groovy psychedelic burst of swirling clouds of coloured smoke with text that reveals various inner lives. The Manhunter him- (or it) self is rendered as a green Picasso face with a single big red eye and long rubbery arms. Yes, he’s Gumby. But he has no physical form that anyone can see and remains John’s imaginary friend.

He’s not even called the Martian Manhunter here but the Martin Mind****er. Because that’s what he’s all about. He’s not a superhero so much as an alien therapist with the reach of the Internet, operating like some concerned AI program able to read the minds of everyone in Middleton. “Why do people do the things they do?” John asks. MM replies in his typically disjunctive manner: “Traumatic quantities of pain damage despair! You I we are coming apart! Overexposure to fundamental reality results in anti-life spiral!” It seems the whole world is suffering some kind of psychic breakdown.

It’s nobody’s fault though because what’s really happened is that people have been infected with the mind virus of the White Martian. This is another alien force, opposed to the MM, that is turning people into homicidal maniacs. Together John and his Gumby parasite have to stop the White Martian, which I think they mostly do, though I couldn’t follow the story at all.

OK, it’s something different. Very different. Different enough to give you a headache. The feeling I came away with though is that there really wasn’t much story here. It felt like six issues of set-up, at the end of which I still didn’t think the idea had been properly introduced. If the style of it is your thing, I think this is creative to the point of being visionary and it’s incredibly original. At times I felt blown away. But in the end I wish it had been more grounded, with an actual story, and had made a bit more sense or been more coherent. Plus I hate almost everything psychedelic.

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Bookmarked! #165: The Event of the Year!

Yes, the annual book sale the library puts on is coming up at the end of the month. I’ve posted bookmarks for this event before, but this year I managed to find a couple of really old ones. If 2026 is the 18th sale then 2007 and 2008 must have been when it all got started. Back when they only advertised “hundreds of books.” There now must be tens of thousands. I’ll bet these bookmarks from twenty years ago are the only ones still in existence. This is what happens when you never throw anything out!

Book: The Rise of Athens: The Story of the World’s Greatest Civilization by Anthony Everitt

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I deserve better trolls

Just had some fun responding to a couple of troll comments I received over at Alex on Film. Sometimes people have raised good points correcting things I’ve said about movies, but more often it’s just randos on the Internet popping off. Still better than spam, but perhaps not up to today’s AI-generated commenting. Anyway, this time the strays I was catching came in response to my notes on Bunraku. And if you’re interested here’s an earlier exchange I had in the thread following my take on Key Largo.

Criminal 5: The Sinners

Criminal 5: The Sinners

I don’t know if this is the longest volume yet in the Criminal series but it sure felt like it. There’s a lot of plot to get through. When last we left tough guy Tracy Lawless he’d gone to work, reluctantly, for Center City’s crime boss Sebastian Hyde. As things get going here he’s basically an enforcer and hit man, but Mr. Hyde thinks he’s not a team player and is too soft because he only whacks people who have it coming, not just anyone the boss man thinks needs whacking.

A problem has arisen though in that a bunch of crooked but supposedly protected types (“made men”) are being offed and nobody can figure out who’s doing it. Hyde puts Lawless on the case, which ends up involving a gang of vigilantes looking to clean up the mean streets. At the same time the army has sent a special agent after Lawless, who has technically gone AWOL. And Lawless is trying to rein in Hyde’s wild child of a daughter while at the same time having an affair with Hyde’s wife.

There’s a lot going on that needs to get sorted out, which it is in the usual brutal fashion. The pieces all fit together nicely though and I thought this was the best constructed story in the series so far. The only complain I’d register has to do with the speech balloons. These are often doubled so that two balloons are placed side by side with an open gap between them. The problem is that the space doesn’t make it clear if the text should be read straight across or in all of one bubble first and then on to the next. Once you get used to it you can read it more easily, but it remains a bit off-putting.

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Shoulders for days

This past weekend the Mr. Olympia bodybuilding event was held, with a new champion being crowned in the prestige men’s open division: Nick Walker. Walker was a fan favourite as an underdog overcoming some injuries. Plus he wears glasses on stage, which is something I respect. He came in well conditioned, and his only real competition, I thought, was from the gigantic Samson Dauda, who could easily have won. But I thought the judges’ decision was fair.

I follow bodybuilding just a little bit, and have since the glory days of Arnold Schwarzenegger, before he became a movie star. I don’t think it’s healthy though. In fact, quite the opposite. This kind of training (and massive drug use, which at least competitors today are far more open about) will probably take 10 years off your life. But when it comes to athletic competition people do go to extremes.

The one thing that really struck me watching this year’s event was the overdeveloped deltoids. Here’s the final four line-up from this year’s competition (you can click the pic to make them even bigger!).

Some well-rounded characters.

Now saying these round, bulging shoulders don’t look natural, or that they look downright freaky, isn’t really a valid critique because everything about these bodies looks freaky and unnatural. But I don’t remember bodybuilders’ shoulders looking like this before 2000. It’s like they have bowling balls stuffed under their skin in a place where you don’t expect to see such massive growth. It’s not at all aesthetically pleasing and like I say, it seems like something new. Nevertheless it’s taken over elite level bodybuilding. When you add in the distended bellies or bubble guts (Palumboism), it just screams ill health to me, which is why I prefer the classic physique competition. Still, it’s hard not to stare at the big guys.