Holmes: The Adventure of Black Peter

For some reason I thought that Black Peter was another name for the devil, but I might have been thinking of the goat at the end of the movie The Witch called Black Phillip. Or maybe I was confused with Zwarte Piet, even though he is one of Santa’s helpers and supposed to be a good guy.

In any event, this Black Peter is a bit of a devil, being the brutish former master of a whale ship who is found stuck by a harpoon to the wall of his little hut. That’s a big clue right there, as Holmes begins the story at a butcher shop, trying to transfix a dead pig with a spear and learning that this is not an easy thing to do. Whoever killed Black Peter had some muscle. Black Pete’s real name, by the way, is Peter Carey, which put me off balance since that’s also the name of a celebrated Australian writer. I see the name “Peter Carey” and I think of the author. Can’t be helped.

The story here follows the usual series of steps, including the apprehension of an innocent man who Holmes has to clear. The killer is caught at the end using the same handcuff trick as is used on Jefferson Hope in A Study in Scarlet, and he’s a similarly sympathetic figure though I don’t know how far his plea of self-defence will take him in court.

The back story is too involved to be able to follow, and from what I’ve been able to gather it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense in terms of the treatment of financial securities, but overall this is a lively adventure that fans probably appreciated. My favourite part is the lead-in, where Watson talks about the “memorable year ‘95” and its “curious and incongruous succession of cases.” These introductory passages get picked apart by Holmes aficionados because sometimes they include references to previous cases and sometimes they just remain teasing little clues to stories that Watson never wrote up. In the latter category we have to put the case of “Wilson, the notorious canary-trainer.” I wonder what that was all about. Apparently his arrest “removed a plague-spot from the East End of London.” Experts still debate over what Wilson was up to, and whether “canary” even refers to the bird of that name or instead has the slang meaning of a stool-pigeon or refers to something else entirely.

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Absolute Martian Manhunter 2: The Agency

Absolute Martian Manhunter 2: The Agency

They lost me with this one. More swirling clouds of psychedelic smoke. More inexplicable happenings in an alternate alien and/or psychological reality.

I couldn’t even tell you what the story is about. There’s some secret government agency that’s keeping tabs on the “Martians.” They capture MM, somehow, and spirit him away to some black hole called Nihilo Bay, which is literally a black hole, to perform an autopsy on him. Or vivisect him, since he’s still alive. In the meantime, John Jones’s marriage is breaking down and he’s been saddled with a blue Martian named Despair-the-Zero. Despair spends the rest of the comic whispering in John’s ear about how he should just kill himself but John digs deep and shrugs him off and manages to rescue MM. How does he break into Nihilo Bay? Where is Nihilo Bay? Does Nihilo Bay even exist? Don’t know. “We break the mind/body barrier and leave physical reality in our incomprehensible dust . . .” and Bam! there we are.

Is any of this real? Or is it all just a figment of John’s imagination as he’s having a breakdown over the death of his son? Or is his son really dead? We know the Martians can’t be killed because they “do not have death concept. Life death do not apply.” So the White Martian is still out there too, dancing in a conga line with the other Martians. Maybe. Or perhaps it’s all psychodrama-a-go-go. In any event, I’m out. It does look great but I can’t take it anymore.

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Injection

Injection

Some graphic novels you read for their story, others for the characters. Injection, at least for me, falls pretty squarely into the latter category.

There are five main characters, members of a team tasked with the mission of making the twenty-first century more interesting. Not kidding; that was the mission. They did so by creating something they call The Injection, then they went their separate ways. Sometime later, The Injection is back and the brainy avengers have to re-assemble.

Author Warren Ellis saw each of the team members as being an archetype. There’s team leader Maria Kilbride as the slightly mad scientist. There’s Brigid Roth as the hacker. There’s Vivek Headland as the detective (Sherlock Holmes as played by an Indian Benedict Cumberbatch). There’s Simeon Winters as the agent (“James Bond. Of course.”). And finally Robin Morel, the magician, or “cunning man.” He’s an expert on English mysticism and folklore, which is something that comes in handy.

It’s an interesting group and each character is given room to develop. So much so that none of them individually takes over the story. Where I thought the series broke down though is in the presentation of The Injection. This is described, I don’t know how accurately, as a “non-biological artificial consciousness emulator” (we’d just say AI) that was, as I mentioned above, designed by the team in order “to make the 21st century more interesting.” But this isn’t just any AI but a “haunted AI”: “a strongly tactical, problem-solving, inductive and object-oriented machine learning system” that came to be inhabited, somehow, by something one of the team members “can only describe as the Other.” Or maybe it always was the Other. I wasn’t sure. Anyway, it can open a gateway to the Other World, which leads to the release of supernatural forces from that world, based on myth and folklore, that proceed to rip people to shreds.

Why does it do this? It isn’t clear. As Brigid tries to explain “they hate us like we’re spiders. Because we’re alien. Or they’re just pricks.” She hasn’t decided yet. And I’m not sure if we can even speak of them in the plural. Are they perhaps all just facets of The Injection? Or are they an independent, third force that The Injection has released? I didn’t feel like Ellis had fully thought this out. Or maybe he had ideas for where it was all going but never got around to explaining them. It seems clear that he intended the series to go on, but this collected edition takes us through issues #1-15, ending in 2017, and I don’t think there have been any new developments since.

So the story is frankly mush. And it wraps up with a straight steal from the end of the 1967 film Quatermass and the Pit. I mean, I don’t mind a bit of borrowing or homage, but this is just cut and paste. However I did like following the different characters around as things got going and I actually would be interested in reading more if they ever continue the run.

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Archer: The Wycherly Woman

I think you would know this was a Lew Archer novel without seeing the name on the cover just from the opening pages. There’s the detective driving out to the big house built on old oil money and being hired to find a missing person. Or really two missing persons, as it’s a mother and a daughter who have disappeared. And the mother is a bitter wreck and the daughter is a sexy kitten. That’s a set-up that could be taken as a given for most of the Archer novels and short stories up to this point.

Moving along, there are plenty of other familiar signposts. For example, the cultural references that are now quaint or obscure. The Wycherly Woman was published in 1961 and I had a smile when the angry sister-in-law of the missing woman says to Archer that “Where my former sister-in-law is concerned, we have had it, as the young people say.” The emphasis is in the original. I didn’t know that in 1961 the expression “I’ve had it,” meaning “I’ve had enough” or “I’m fed up” with something or someone, was that new. Then, when Archer goes to a sleazy motel (or motor court, I talked a bit about the use of the word motel in my review of Find a Victim), he interrogates the woman in charge and casts doubt on whether the man and woman who had rented a particular cabin were man and wife and she responds that if she was supposed to “ask to see their marriage license and the results of their Wasserman tests.” A Wasserman test sounded vaguely familiar but I wasn’t sure what it was referring to. In case you’re wondering, it was a test for syphilis that was in common use in many U.S. states in the mid-20th century. In many jurisdictions applicants for a marriage license were required by law to have a Wasserman test. I wonder how well it would go over if a requirement like that were brought back.

That trip to the motel also provides a good example of Macdonald’s ripe noir style. I mentioned it’s a sleazy motel, and noir writers really love to evoke a sense of decadence and rot. When the owner, who is a “fat woman,” opens the cabin that Archer wants to get into he’s met with a squalid sight:

It smelled of breaths and bodies. The furniture in the greenish gloom resembled underwater wreckage at a depth where nothing stirred.

The fat woman pulled a chain that turned on the ceiling light. It shone through a white glass globe like a fly-specked moon on a peeling veneer chest of drawers, a rug the color of packed earth, a double bed that had been slept in. Its sheets looked as if a pair of cell-mates had passed the night twisting them into ineffectual ropes for some frustrated escape. . . .

I glanced into the kitchenette. On the sinkboard a half-eaten hamburger with pink insides reposed on a paper plate. The dusty bland eyes of a cockroach regarded me from behind the remains of the hamburger. He was almost big enough to have eaten the other half. I didn’t shoot him.

This is great. I love the plural “breaths” and the way the room’s underwater gloom is located at a depth so that the thickness and stillness is emphasized. The “color of packed earth” doesn’t just gives us an ugly colour for the carpet but lets us know that it’s been worn down to its base. And the cockroach is the chef’s kiss, with the line about Archer not shooting it being a perfect punchline.

As for the owner being a “fat woman,” well, writers back in the day weren’t so worried about fat shaming. Here she is a page later:

She placed one hand on her breast. Her fingers were pale and speckled like breakfast sausages. All of her flesh was lard-like: if you poked it the hole would stay. Some of it had run like candle wax down her ankles and over her shoes.

This is why you read a book like this. Or at least it’s a good part of the reason why. And there’s lots more of it. Another floozy is described as having hair that’s “dark at the roots, as if darkness had seeped up in capillary action from her mind.” These are noir people all the way down.

Veteran Macdonald readers will pick up on other items that are recurring, like the whale of a twist at the end. I think the only other Archer novel I can remember throwing me as much is The Chill. And there’s also the idea that the younger generation are OK at heart but are often the victims of bad parenting. This is a theme that Macdonald liked to pick up on, and maybe it was only in the 1950s and early ‘60s that it could be put forward so unreservedly.

But what I enjoyed the most is how literate a world it is that Archer inhabits. I’ve mentioned this before, and how the fact that Macdonald was a Ph.D. in English probably played into this. But it was also the times. People read a lot back then. When Archer goes to interview the missing girl’s roommate she talks to him about T. S. Eliot’s play Sweeney Agonistes, a work I don’t think anyone today outside of a graduate English program will have encountered. Then he goes through a box of books the girl left behind and finds among a complete Shakespeare and a selection of Romantic poetry some “Dostoevsky in translation.” I laughed at that “in translation.” It reminded me of the place in The Barbarous Coast where Archer himself confesses that he’s only read Flaubert’s Salammbô “a long time ago, in translation.” I think today we’d assume right away that if this kid is reading Dostoyevsky she’s doing so in translation. But obviously Archer’s a detective with high literary standards, if not as committed a reader as Salvo Montalbano.

Later in the book Archer will find the missing girl and she’ll tell him an anecdote from the life of the poet Byron. And Archer will refer to a pair of lovers as Paola and Francesca and the villain will quote Francis Bacon at him. It’s just assumed that everyone will get these references, and in 1961 maybe you could believe that they would. Today it seems highbrow indeed.

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Criminal 6: The Last of the Innocent

Criminal 6: The Last of the Innocent

Yeah, I didn’t feel very proud going to sign this one out of the library. Not with that title and cover. Afraid I might catch some dirty looks from the librarian.

But the thing is, the picture on the cover doesn’t really reflect anything about the content and the title left me scratching my head. I guess this is a picture of Lizzie and she’s the last innocent person Riley Richards knows?

To fill you in: Riley Richards is a generally worthless guy who married into a super-rich family. His wife, however, is a slut (something he should have seen coming) and he decides to kill her and frame an old rival (who is also now her lover) for her murder. As part of his plan he makes use of an old friend who is a lifelong drug user, but the friend finds out what he’s done after the fact and even though he promises not to tell anyone Riley kills him too just to be safe. Then he arranges to have the rival killed in prison, leaving Riley rich, safe, and free to ride off into the sunset with his hometown sweetheart Lizzie.

It’s a pretty simple crime story, with the main hook being a visual one as Sean Phillips draws all the flashbacks in a different style, like an Archie comic. Which fits because these are all drawn from Riley’s high school days and the characters have different Archie analogs (Riley Richards is Archie Andrews, Lizzie is Betty, Felix is Veronica, Freakout is Jughead, etc.). But it’s also incongruous because Archie and company didn’t find themselves in the sort of adult situations this crew do.

There’s very little connection here to the main Criminal story arc, though Tracy Lawless and Sebastian Hyde have brief appearances. I would wager though that there is more to come in this series about Riley, as The End feels more like To be Continued.

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Absolute Superman 1: Last Dust of Krypton

Absolute Superman 1: Last Dust of Krypton

No, I didn’t like this much. It’s a collection of the first six issues of the Absolute Superman comic and it’s all backstory, explaining how Kal-El escaped the destruction of his home planet of Krypton and crash-landed onto the Kent homestead in Kansas. The way the story is told we switch back and forth between the events leading up to the death of Krypton “years ago,” and then what’s happening on Earth in the present.

The main conceit is that the two planets mirror each other exactly. On Krypton Kal-El is raised by homesteading parents, who are effectively Krypton’s version of farmers, in an area known as the Redlands. And just as Krypton is being destroyed by subterranean forces set loose by excessive mining or fracking and its social structure pressed to the point of revolution between the different political orders (scientists at the top, labourers at the bottom, a police state maintaining the hierarchy), so a near-future Earth is dominated by a militaristic technofascist organization (the Lazarus Corporation) that keeps the miners and other plebs under its heel by brute force. The Kents are the last of the yeoman farmers in America, so Kal-El is ready to join the revolutionary underclass when he grows up and becomes Superman. Meanwhile a shadowy figure named Brainiac is keeping tabs on Superman, though for what purpose isn’t clear, while a kick-ass Lazarus agent named Lois Lane is on Supe’s tail.

As with all the Absolute Universe stories this is a pretty radical re-imagining of the title character, though not as wild as Absolute Batman or Absolute Martian Manhunter. This feels more like the familiar Superman transported to a different or future timeline. The main change is that a lot of his power seems to come from his suit, which is operated by an AI called Sol that requires solar power to recharge and that provides Kal-El (his identity as Clark Kent is never mentioned) with helpful advice and information as he goes along. And Sol is also an aid to the reader, who is probably even more at sea given how much needs to be explained about what’s going on.

But no, I didn’t like it much. It feels like it’s all background with no clear story in the foreground or villain aside from the faceless Lazarus Corp. Brainiac remains mostly offscreen and it’s only on the final page that an angry Ra’s Al Ghul rises from a Lazarus pit (so that’s how it got its name!). There’s some conflict being set up, but it’s taking some time to get going and I can’t say it hooked me, I think mainly because Kal-El/Superman remains such a vague figure. I could understand him as a boy, but on Earth he struck me as a total cipher, and not that interesting either. Meanwhile, the political subtext was pretty standard stuff for a lot of SF stories, going back over a hundred years.

Will I read the next volume? Maybe. But I’m not in any rush.

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Marple: A Deadly Wedding Day

Miss Marple was already a dinosaur when Agatha Christie introduced the character in 1927’s “The Tuesday Night Club.” Her age seemed to be fluid as times changed (the last book featuring her was published in the 1970s) but she always remained an old lady, meaning somewhere north of 70. In 4:50 from Paddington it’s said that her 90th birthday is coming up, but usually Christie avoided being that specific.

Biological age isn’t what I’m talking about though. Just as she remained a perennially old lady, Jane was also an eternal Victorian, wary of any fashion or behaviour that might be labeled “modern.” And it’s that old-fashioned character that Dreda Say Mitchell leans into in “A Deadly Wedding Day,” a story set sometime in the 1960s. Miss Marple has been invited to a wedding and she’s immediately put out (as much as she can be put out, which is to say mildly) by guests who resemble actors “from one of those modern New Wave films that critics seemed to enjoy so much but which left their audiences thoroughly confused.” One guest in particular makes a special impression: a willowy woman “sporting a blond Vidal Sassoon bobbed haircut and a tan.” I don’t know which of these, the haircut or the tan, Miss M is more shocked by. Anyway, the same woman wears “what was known in the more salacious newspapers as a ‘mini-skirt.’ It was immodestly short and certainly not the kind of attire you would expect a respectable young lady to wear to a wedding reception.”

Don’t worry if you think this is a giveaway that the willowy blonde is being introduced as too obvious a suspect though, as she’s dead pretty quickly. That leaves Miss M and an old friend she first met during the Blitz to figure out who poisoned the victim’s fruit salad. This is done pretty handily, and enjoyably, albeit not in a way that’s very easy to play along with. The main wrinkle is that Miss Marple is aware of social conventions and can actually buck them in ways that turn out to be helpful. For example, she gets some information out of the groom by suggesting that the bride make a speech at the reception, which has one old lawyer in attendance think that she’s “a radical or something.” But seeing as these are the 1960s and “the world was swinging, and changing fast,” her suggestion carries the day. More to the point in this case though is that Miss Marple has enlightened views on race relations, since the bride is a black woman. “While one might hope,” she muses, “that, in the England of the 1960s, racial prejudice would be a thing of the past, sadly that was not the case.” Despite being a dinosaur, Miss M is actually ahead of her times here, as England in the 1960s, like most places in the world at the time, had definitely not moved past racial prejudice. By coincidence, the story that appears before this one in the anthology Marple: Twelve New Stories, “The Jade Empress,” emphasizes the same progressive racial perspective. Now sure that’s more our perspective than that of a Victorian lady or a conservative woman in 1960s England, but I think it’s a dramatically productive way of playing with the character.

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Simpsons Comics Dollars to Donuts

Simpsons Comics: Dollars to Donuts

There’s a mix of good and bad in this selection of Simpsons comics, though the good outweighs the bad because the best stories are the longer ones that were originally published as anchors to individual issues.

So, for example, the first story is 27 pages long and it follows a $5 bill through various adventures around the town of Springfield as it passes through several hands. There are giant, radioactive hamsters at the nuclear plant and a revolutionary group plotting in an ice cream shop and everything loops around with Professor Frink traveling back in time to stop the assassination of President Lincoln. It was a lot of fun. But then it’s followed by a 4-page quickie about an award ceremony for local anchorman Kent Brockman that was just a brick. Next up is another entertaining portmanteau effort that is 27 pages with Homer sitting around the Employment Office swapping hard-luck stories with other job seekers like Sideshow Mel, Groundskeeper Willie, and Police Chief Wiggum. Then another 4-page dud about Homer trying to make money as a panhandler.

To give credit where it’s due, most of the longer stories are written by Ian Boothby. He’s worth whatever Matt Groening is paying him. Or maybe more. As I’ve wondered before, I don’t know why Groening is on the masthead on every comic here. Is he even executing any kind of editorial function? The job titles he’s given (“The Great Anticipator,” “Beloved Employer,” “Bad Apple”) are all gags. I figure it’s just a legal requirement that he be named.

So overall a good time, even as there is a leitmotif of failure running through the stories selected. I already mentioned the line-up at the Employment Office, a bunch of losers who are only saved by Mayor Quimby rehiring all of them on a “Gross Incompetence Amnesty Day.” Then Old Gil, the perennially down-on-his-luck salesman, shows up several times, always falling on his face and begging for a break. Mr. Burns loses his power plant and is left lying around Smithers’ house all day eating junk food while Smithers tries (unsuccessfully) to find a job that will support the two of them. Superintendent Chalmers loses his job, again temporarily, and Homer becomes principal at the Springfield High, where he starts a group called Junior Underachievers that brings in people “to talk about how they screwed up their lives.” Speakers include Krusty, Dr. Nick, and Old Gil.

Like everything about the Simpsons though we mostly laugh with these guys, not at them. Failure is part of the human comedy.

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Absolute Martian Manhunter 1: Martian Vision

Absolute Martian Manhunter 1: Martian Vision

DC’s Absolute Universe (AU) is a re-imagining of the DCU that I think takes pride in just how radically it refashions the traditional DC line-up of superheroes. That’s certainly the case with Deniz Camp’s and Javier Rodríguez’s version of the Martian Manhunter. Gone is the shape-shifting guy from Mars who assumes the human identity of a detective on Earth named John Jones. Now John Jones is an FBI agent who is somehow possessed by (or psychically “entangled” with) an alien force that can read minds, which is the essence of the “absolute perspective” that is “Martian vision.” What this looks like on the page is a groovy psychedelic burst of swirling clouds of coloured smoke with text that reveals various inner lives. The Manhunter him- (or it) self is rendered as a green Picasso face with a single big red eye and long rubbery arms. Yes, he’s Gumby. But he has no physical form that anyone can see and remains John’s imaginary friend.

He’s not even called the Martian Manhunter here but the Martin Mind****er. Because that’s what he’s all about. He’s not a superhero so much as an alien therapist with the reach of the Internet, operating like some concerned AI program able to read the minds of everyone in Middleton. “Why do people do the things they do?” John asks. MM replies in his typically disjunctive manner: “Traumatic quantities of pain damage despair! You I we are coming apart! Overexposure to fundamental reality results in anti-life spiral!” It seems the whole world is suffering some kind of psychic breakdown.

It’s nobody’s fault though because what’s really happened is that people have been infected with the mind virus of the White Martian. This is another alien force, opposed to the MM, that is turning people into homicidal maniacs. Together John and his Gumby parasite have to stop the White Martian, which I think they mostly do, though I couldn’t follow the story at all.

OK, it’s something different. Very different. Different enough to give you a headache. The feeling I came away with though is that there really wasn’t much story here. It felt like six issues of set-up, at the end of which I still didn’t think the idea had been properly introduced. If the style of it is your thing, I think this is creative to the point of being visionary and it’s incredibly original. At times I felt blown away. But in the end I wish it had been more grounded, with an actual story, and had made a bit more sense or been more coherent. Plus I hate almost everything psychedelic.

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Criminal 5: The Sinners

Criminal 5: The Sinners

I don’t know if this is the longest volume yet in the Criminal series but it sure felt like it. There’s a lot of plot to get through. When last we left tough guy Tracy Lawless he’d gone to work, reluctantly, for Center City’s crime boss Sebastian Hyde. As things get going here he’s basically an enforcer and hit man, but Mr. Hyde thinks he’s not a team player and is too soft because he only whacks people who have it coming, not just anyone the boss man thinks needs whacking.

A problem has arisen though in that a bunch of crooked but supposedly protected types (“made men”) are being offed and nobody can figure out who’s doing it. Hyde puts Lawless on the case, which ends up involving a gang of vigilantes looking to clean up the mean streets. At the same time the army has sent a special agent after Lawless, who has technically gone AWOL. And Lawless is trying to rein in Hyde’s wild child of a daughter while at the same time having an affair with Hyde’s wife.

There’s a lot going on that needs to get sorted out, which it is in the usual brutal fashion. The pieces all fit together nicely though and I thought this was the best constructed story in the series so far. The only complain I’d register has to do with the speech balloons. These are often doubled so that two balloons are placed side by side with an open gap between them. The problem is that the space doesn’t make it clear if the text should be read straight across or in all of one bubble first and then on to the next. Once you get used to it you can read it more easily, but it remains a bit off-putting.

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