Montalbano: Excursion to Tindari

Excursion to Tindari is the fifth Salvo Montalbano novel and anyone reading them in order would probably have been noticing some common features that many of the books share. Two I’ll flag here are an interest in “transgressive” sexual acts and a double plot.

In the first instance, I put “transgressive” in scare quotes to indicate that what was considered risqué in 1990s Sicily plays pretty tame today. In The Shape of Water an older man has an affair with a young man who dresses up as a woman. I don’t know if this was the kinky part though, or if it was the fact that the youth is the old man’s nephew. In Voice of the Violin anal sex raises an eyebrow. In this book a big clue is that a woman shaves her pubic hair and she and her boyfriend make dirty movies. But I think most of this would be considered vanilla today.

As for double plots, in The Snack Thief there’s a man found stabbed dead in an elevator and a shootout on the high seas, and Montalbano has to find the connection. In The Terra-Cotta Dog there’s the theft of a grocery truck and the discovery of a pair of bodies that have been sealed up in a cave for forty years. And in this book it’s the murder of a man outside an apartment building and the apparently unrelated disappearance at the same time of an elderly couple who lived in the same building. Camilleri seems to have enjoyed these kind of set-ups.

I wish there’d been more made out of the apartment building. Simenon has several Maigret mysteries that are set in such buildings and you can have a lot of fun with the idea. But despite introducing the different tenants nothing much is done with any of them.

The broader story of the Vigàta police department isn’t advanced much either, though it is deepened. We learn, for example, that Montalbano is fifty years old and Augello is thirty. And while these two are often at each other’s throats this was the first book that we get to see some real affection between them. Maybe it’s just a Sicilian thing the way they talk to each other, and indeed how they behave to each other. Montalbano is heartbroken that Augello may be leaving the squad to get married to a girl who lives in Pavia. He even breaks down in tears when alone. But then he decides that the way to keep Augello with him is to sabotage his engagement by introducing him to a bombshell of a local girl. Which is both sweet and kind of shitty. But Montalbano is at least aware of his shortcoming, thinking to himself “You’re such an asshole, Salvo!”

Livia (Salvo’s mistress) doesn’t put in an appearance, only getting called up a couple of times. There’s no further mention of the kid they were going to adopt together and when Salvo tells her he loves her it’s only to get her off the phone as quickly as possible. He’s that kind of guy. The oily mafia lawyer Guttadauro looks to be turning into a recurring character, which is nice because he’s fun. And there’s a lot more eating. I couldn’t picture the dishes he was going through but I did find out that “Eating at eight o’clock in the evening was for the Milanese; Sicilians don’t start thinking about dinner until after nine.” I don’t think I could handle life in Sicily with those kind of hours. An honest man should be in bed by nine.

The explanation for what’s going on here is complicated and I’m not sure how Montalbano figures it out. He seems to just sense his way to solutions. In this one a tree helps him. But maybe his being such a well-read fellow comes in handy too. I registered my surprise that he’d read Faulkner’s Pylon five times when that came up in The Terra-Cotta Dog, and in this book he continues to amaze. He quotes Shakespeare saying “These words content me much.” Do you know what play this line comes from? If you told me you did, I wouldn’t believe you. They’re from Henry VI Part 2. Then later he quotes Gertrude Stein and is guided subconsciously to solve the case by a memory of Joseph Conrad’s The Secret Agent, which he has on his bookshelf at home. This made me wonder if he had an Italian translation or if he was reading all of these books in the original English. Maybe I’ll find out at some point. In the meantime, I also flagged how Montalbano has an interest in the reputation of mystery fiction (which he also reads a lot of). He’d even write mystery novels himself, but as he explains to Augello it wouldn’t be worth it “Because certain critics and professors, or would-be critics and professors, consider mystery novels a minor genre. And, in fact, in histories of literature they’re never even mentioned.” So he’s not just reading a lot of literature across all ages and genres, but reading histories of literature as well. What a guy.

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Criminal 8: My Heroes Have Always Been Junkies

Criminal 8: My Heroes Have Always Been Junkies

The Criminal books are all set in the same world with many recurring characters, but they tend to alternate between ones that follow a broad overarching storyline and others that are more standalones with nothing but passing references to some familiar names. So Bad Night was about the comic strip writer Jacob Kurtz and then The Sinners had Tracy Lawless returning as the protagonist. The Last of the Innocent only mentioned Sebastian Hyde (the city’s crime boss) briefly and then Wrong Time Wrong Place was another Tracy Lawless story.

Which brings us to My Heroes Have Always Been Junkies, which deals with a new character in a separate adventure that just includes a phone call to Hyde to resolve the plot.

The central character here is Ellie, a girl with a troubled past who is in a drug rehab facility. While there she meets up with a young man named Skip. They get romantically involved and then break out and live on the run for a while before things come to the usual violent end.

I didn’t think very much of this one. It’s one of the two shortest books in the series, consisting of only a single issue. The story has a simple twist that isn’t too unexpected, and the main interest is in the telling of Ellie’s story through flashbacks. Her mother was a junky and this messed her up so that she idolizes famous people who died from overdoses. She’s also fallen in with a lot of bad people, including Hyde’s gang. There’s a link to the character of Leo from Coward, but that only comes in at the end.

I didn’t know what to make of Ellie’s referencing the song “Stevie Smith” by Vic Chesnutt and quoting from it. She doesn’t mention the fact that the lines she’s quoting, the lyrics of the song, are from the poem “Not Waving But Drowning” by Stevie Smith. I’m assuming though that Ed Brubaker was aware of this and he just didn’t want us to think that Ellie knew.

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American Vampire Book Two

American Vampire Book Two

The initial run of American Vampire comics jumped around a bit time-wise, but told a coherent story about the spread of a special strain of vampirism in the American Old West, led by the original American vampire, Skinner Sweet. An American vampire is a tougher strain than his Old World forebears, you see, and Skinner himself is well-nigh indestructible. Luckily there are forces arrayed against him, including an ancient society of vampire hunters called the Vassals of the Morning Star and Skinner’s own vampiric (but upstanding) descendants: Jim and Felicia Book, and Pearl Jones and her normie husband Henry Preston.

This anthology collects four standalone storylines set in the same American Vampire universe and it constitutes more of a grab-bag than Book One. Scott Snyder is still the writer for all of them, though his original partner Rafael Albuquerque only draws the first and last sections. Once again we’re on a rollercoaster trip through American history. In the first story, “Ghost Wars,” it’s the Second World War and Henry Preston is sent on a mission with a bunch of guys from the Vassals of the Morning Star to take out a vampire colony on a Japanese-occupied island during the Pacific campaign. Skinner Sweet has come along for the ride, which, when Pearl finds out, leads to her joining her hubby on the island and leading to a lot of vampire-on-vampire violence. The second story, “Survival of the Fittest,” has Felicia Book and her boyfriend, Cash McCogan, heading off to Nazi Germany just before America’s entry into the war to investigate a possible cure for vampirism. There they run into a legion of Nazi vampires and an ancient race of super-vampires the Nazis were trying to exterminate. This leads to another battle royale and a lot of vampire-on-vampire violence. The third story, “The Beast in the Cave,” is set in New Mexico Territory in 1871, which is before Skinner Sweet has been turned into a vampire. He and Jim Book are U.S. soldiers fighting Indians and the natives have a secret weapon in the form of a reawakened vampire woman named Mimiteh. And in the final story, “Death Race,” we’re in California in the mid-1950s and a James Dean-type rebel in a hot rod turns out to actually be a vampire hunter named Travis Kidd. He’s on the trail of Skinner Sweet, who we must figure has a hundred lives by now. The Vassals try to give Travis a helping hand but he prefers to work alone.

In other words there’s a whole lot going on and things only connect in the loosest of ways. For what it’s worth, I thought the fourth story was the best and the third the weakest. I’d actually forgotten about Felicia Book and Cash McCogan from the original story, but the Raiders of the Lost Ark vibe from “Survival of the Fittest” worked pretty well. “Ghost Wars” had a lot of action but I thought the story flimsy. In any event, Snyder was clearly intent on stretching the basic mythology in a bunch of different directions, and while the results were a lot less coherent than the original series it’s all entertaining enough if you just want to enjoy the action.

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Holmes: Art in the Blood

I began my notes on Jefferey Deaver’s “The Adventure of the Laughing Fisherman” by saying I wasn’t sure to include it in this index because it wasn’t a Sherlock Holmes story. “Art in the Blood” by Laura Caldwell is from the same anthology (In the Company of Sherlock Holmes, edited by King and Klinger) and it’s much the same, also being set in contemporary Manhattan with characters who are inspired by the canon but without Holmes. And though I thought it quite well written, it didn’t hit the mark for me.

The main character is an art dealer named Drew Dekalb VanWerden who finds out that someone has swapped a famous painting he’d just sold with a forgery, something that will destroy his reputation if the switch is ever discovered. That reputation is of being “the Sherlock Holmes of the art world,” a title granted by the press due to his skill at detecting a counterfeit. At first Dekalb rejects the idea that he could have been party to such a fraud, but after an inspection of the painting, which involves a bit of high-society comedy set in a fashionable apartment, he realizes that the claims are true.

What has happened is that a former lover of his, a young man named Benjamin (“Binny”) Moriarty, has pulled the swap, angry at how Dekalb had mistaken his love for Dekalb with mere social climbing. All of which results in a violent climax and the Sherlock Holmes of the art world landing in prison, where he gives lectures on old masters.

It’s a good read, but I didn’t see much of a connection to the canon aside from the names. Was Doyle’s Holmes, with his trained eye for physical detail like traces of tobacco or footprints, so poor a judge of character? That would be an interesting point to make, certainly arguable anyway, but I don’t think Caldwell does more than glance at it on her way.

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Empire of the Dead: Act One

Empire of the Dead: Act One

The set-up for Empire of the Dead felt so much like that of George Romero’s movie Land of the Dead that I had to check the dates. Once again we’re in New York City (the “Empire” in the title is for “Empire State”) sometime after the zombie apocalypse. A social elite live in high-rises while a military force keeps the zombies at bay and an underclass survive on eating rats while being entertained by zombie fights held in Central Park. But the zombies, while always restless, are getting smarter. We follow one of them, a former SWAT team member named Xavier, as she returns to the city with actual thoughts in her head.

A lot of this sounds like Land of the Dead, but the movie had come out ten years earlier and this story adds one big wrinkle. Those elites who run the city are actually . . . vampires! It seems the bloodsuckers are a few rungs ahead of the flesh-eaters in the hierarchy of the undead, being smarter and all, but there are complications. As I understood it, a vampire can actually be turned into a zombie if they become infected, so if that happens they have to be “excommunicated.” To kill a zombie you still have to shoot them in the head, but to kill a vampire you have to split the heart in two, left side from right. It doesn’t have to be with a wooden stake.

At least that was what I thought was going on, mainly gleaned from some expository dialogue. But if you get killed by a vampire, do you come back to life as a vampire, or a zombie? Or a zombie-vampire? That seems to be a live question with one victim that the doctor character here is studying. I’ll also add that the doctor is the sister of Barbara from Night of the Living Dead, whose story is retold and extended a bit in a nice little bit of fan service.

You’ll have guessed from this that there’s a lot of world-building going on. And I did find the notion of zombies vs. vampires kind of interesting in an Underworld-style monster mash-up sort of way. But I don’t know if I’ll ever find out what happened as Act One is only the first of three volumes of this series (each containing five issues) and I haven’t been able to find the other two anywhere.

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Criminal 7: Wrong Time Wrong Place

Criminal 7: Wrong Time Wrong Place

I’ve mentioned before how bleak the Criminal comics are. I don’t know if Wrong Time Wrong Place is any worse in that regard, but it’s a real downer. After surviving a brutal stint in prison in the mid-‘70s, Teeg Lawless takes his little boy Tracy on a road trip that’s directed toward various violent and criminal ends. The upshot of it being that Tracy realizes his course is already set in life and he’s just going to end up the same as his dad. It’s sad, but credit to Brubaker and Phillips for conveying that message so effectively.

It’s a simple story, padded out by lengthy fragments of comics that are being read by Teeg in prison (a Conan rip-off called Zangar the Savage) and Tracy on the road (a Werewolf by Night crossed with Shang-Chi effort called Fang the Kung-Fu Werewolf). This is a bit of self-regarding fun that the creators have indulged throughout the series, from the Frank Kafka strip in Bad Night to the Archie-style flashbacks in The Last of the Innocent. Unlike with those earlier examples though, I didn’t think the comic-within-a-comic thing served much of a purpose here. I suppose the comics are just meant to be escapist fantasies that also make some glancing comments on the action. Teeg is Zangar and Tracy is Fang, without the same scope for heroic action.

A coda has Teeg stealing some Christmas presents for his two boys that turn out to be girls’ toys. Another heist gone wrong in Center City, leaving everybody worse off and unhappier than before.

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Movie Mags: Marquee Volume 9 Number 4, May 1984

Marquee Volume 9 Number 4, May 1984

Only my third Marquee post and the second Harrison Ford cover. That guy was box office in the 1980s. I don’t think this magazine would fetch as much as a collectible though as there’s a small hole in the back cover and some fading.

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock was coming soon so it got a write-up here. And yes, Spock was alive.

I don’t think I saw any John Hughes movies when I was of the age to be watching John Hughes movies, and there sure were a lot of them around. I did see Once Upon a Time in America though, and hated it.

“On Location” was a new feature. At least it didn’t appear in either of the issues I showcased previously. Of the films mentioned here, I did not see Country, Beat Street, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Stick, The Flamingo Kid, Oxford Blues, or The Razor’s Edge. And I can still say I’ve never seen any of those movies. I did see Conan the Destroyer and A Soldier’s Story though.

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Druuna: Mandragore

Druuna: Mandragore

Mandragore is the fifth volume in the erotic adventures of Druuna, though I have a hard time following much of a sequence through them. As I said in my review of the previous book, Carnivora, this is “a story cycle that runs in place, never really going anywhere because time and place have no meaning in the Druunaverse.”

If you’ve managed to follow the plot thus far you know that Druuna, in various states of undress, is trying to find a cure for a techno-biological plague known as the Evil. She travels a futuristic wasteland full of mutants and robots that may be all in her head, or in somebody else’s head. The somebody else primarily being a computer AI that has merged with a spaceship captain named Lewis. This human-AI hybrid has also absorbed the consciousness of Druuna’s former lover, Shastar. Meanwhile, a different ship’s captain, Will, and his medical officer Doc, are trying to find a cure for the Evil. In Mandragore they do this by sending Druuna into the computer’s mind. So she thinks she’s dreaming, and what happens all seems like a dream, but it’s not her dream but Lewis’s. As Shastar, who retains some independence, gamefully tries to explain:

After all these centuries his mind is exhausted and has fallen into a state of inertia . . . into a kind of lethargy wherein his unconscious impulses amplify reality, creating his own autonomous universe! Yes, Druuna, we are products of that universe, of his dream . . . a complex unconscious psychic elaboration!

Did you follow that? Anyway, this conversation takes place within the dream so technically it checks out, even though outside the dream, on Will’s ship, Druuna has a separate existence.

Now since this is a Druuna comic the “serum” or antidote to the Evil takes the form of . . . male ejaculate. That would be the mandragore. Which is something Druuna has no difficulty coaxing forth. Unfortunately for the otherwise more-than-willing donors, the only time that such seed can be harvested is when a guy is strangled, so Druuna finds herself being the fluffer in a series of snuff films within the Lewis mind. Though I wasn’t sure why Lewis (or the AI) was so keen on getting a supply of mandragore. But then if you learn one thing from reading these books it’s that you can’t ask too many questions.

So there’s a lot of sex, and of course a lot of Druuna running around in a thong and tight t-shirt. Plus for some reason in this book she’s wearing stockings as well. That really made no sense, but I guess Serpieri had a thing for girls in stockings. In any event, this is the end of the series for me. The series did go on for another four volumes but I haven’t read any of them and I doubt I will now. They’re actually collector’s items and hard to track down. This one cost me $15 or so back in 1992. Today it’s only available from resellers, with the best price I found being $560 on Amazon. Obviously it’s not for everyone, as it pushes a lot of boundaries relating to sex and violence and consent, but in its own sub-sub-genre of philosophical SF erotica I think it’s something special.

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Holmes: The Adventure of Black Peter

For some reason I thought that Black Peter was another name for the devil, but I might have been thinking of the goat at the end of the movie The Witch called Black Phillip. Or maybe I was confused with Zwarte Piet, even though he is one of Santa’s helpers and supposed to be a good guy.

In any event, this Black Peter is a bit of a devil, being the brutish former master of a whale ship who is found stuck by a harpoon to the wall of his little hut. That’s a big clue right there, as Holmes begins the story at a butcher shop, trying to transfix a dead pig with a spear and learning that this is not an easy thing to do. Whoever killed Black Peter had some muscle. Black Pete’s real name, by the way, is Peter Carey, which put me off balance since that’s also the name of a celebrated Australian writer. I see the name “Peter Carey” and I think of the author. Can’t be helped.

The story here follows the usual series of steps, including the apprehension of an innocent man who Holmes has to clear. The killer is caught at the end using the same handcuff trick as is used on Jefferson Hope in A Study in Scarlet, and he’s a similarly sympathetic figure though I don’t know how far his plea of self-defence will take him in court.

The back story is too involved to be able to follow, and from what I’ve been able to gather it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense in terms of the treatment of financial securities, but overall this is a lively adventure that fans probably appreciated. My favourite part is the lead-in, where Watson talks about the “memorable year ‘95” and its “curious and incongruous succession of cases.” These introductory passages get picked apart by Holmes aficionados because sometimes they include references to previous cases and sometimes they just remain teasing little clues to stories that Watson never wrote up. In the latter category we have to put the case of “Wilson, the notorious canary-trainer.” I wonder what that was all about. Apparently his arrest “removed a plague-spot from the East End of London.” Experts still debate over what Wilson was up to, and whether “canary” even refers to the bird of that name or instead has the slang meaning of a stool-pigeon or refers to something else entirely.

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Absolute Martian Manhunter 2: The Agency

Absolute Martian Manhunter 2: The Agency

They lost me with this one. More swirling clouds of psychedelic smoke. More inexplicable happenings in an alternate alien and/or psychological reality.

I couldn’t even tell you what the story is about. There’s some secret government agency that’s keeping tabs on the “Martians.” They capture MM, somehow, and spirit him away to some black hole called Nihilo Bay, which is literally a black hole, to perform an autopsy on him. Or vivisect him, since he’s still alive. In the meantime, John Jones’s marriage is breaking down and he’s been saddled with a blue Martian named Despair-the-Zero. Despair spends the rest of the comic whispering in John’s ear about how he should just kill himself but John digs deep and shrugs him off and manages to rescue MM. How does he break into Nihilo Bay? Where is Nihilo Bay? Does Nihilo Bay even exist? Don’t know. “We break the mind/body barrier and leave physical reality in our incomprehensible dust . . .” and Bam! there we are.

Is any of this real? Or is it all just a figment of John’s imagination as he’s having a breakdown over the death of his son? Or is his son really dead? We know the Martians can’t be killed because they “do not have death concept. Life death do not apply.” So the White Martian is still out there too, dancing in a conga line with the other Martians. Maybe. Or perhaps it’s all psychodrama-a-go-go. In any event, I’m out. It does look great but I can’t take it anymore.

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