This is an index of some of the analyses I’ve done of the not very good, bad, and very bad food I’ve eaten over the years. Reviews of “real” food for non-foodies!
#1: McCain Thin Crust Canadian Pizza
#2: Healthy Choice Gourmet Steamers
#3: Subway Foot-long Cold Cut Sub
#4: Dr. Oetker Ristorante Pizza Vegetale
#5: Snickers Bar
#6: Farmer’s Market Morning Glory Muffins
#7: Bar Burrito Large Grilled Chicken Burrito
#8: Pizza Hut All-You-Can Eat Lunch Buffet
#9: Bellaberry Cherry Cheesecake
#10: Harvey’s Meal Deal
#11: Campbell’s Chunky Spicy Chicken Noodle Soup
#12: Tim Hortons Apple Fritter Cereal
Alex Good 
You need a chef.
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I do. But I have to win a lottery first I guess.
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My wife insists on Dr Oetker pizza every Friday, it’s nice if you cook it right.
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There are different ways to cook it?
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My wife heats it until it’s the colour and brittleness of a long playing vinyl record.
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That sounds even more grim. Not sure the goats would want to eat it.
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Campbell’s chunky soups are my staple for lunch during the winter. Heat it up in the morning, put it in the thermos, presto, a nice warm lunch on those miserable cold working days…
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Spoon or a fork?
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Plastic spoon. It fits right in the thermos and then I can just wash it off at home and stick it in the recycling…
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Well, that’s environmental. Sort of.
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Better than having a pile of burning tires for my funeral pyre, from starving to death 😀
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