With more on the way.
Over at Alex on Film I just posted my notes on Jurassic World Rebirth, the seventh film in a franchise that has made loads of money without ever being good. I know some people have a soft spot in their hearts for the first movie, but even at the time I found it overrated and on my most recent re-watch I wasn’t any more impressed. As for the rest of the line-up, I never thought the series went downhill but only stayed on the same level. And as I say in my most recent set of notes, they’re all bad in the same way. Here’s the list.
Jurassic Park (1993)
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
Jurassic World III (2001)
Jurassic World (2015)
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
Alex Good 
You’re old grouch who needs to get off his porch swing.
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You kids need to get off my lawn! 👴
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I’d reply with a lawn emoji, but apparently there isn’t one. I guess today is your lucky day.
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Not even a lawnmower? Someone needs to get on that.
This looks like a riding mower to me, though it says it’s a motorized wheelchair.
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Add a couple of hidden blades underneath and who will know? You can become Alex of the Corn 😉
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And still no ratings…….
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I was thinking of that! I remembered saying I was going to do a ranked list. But when I thought about it I just couldn’t make enough of a distinction between them. I mean, most people carry some affection for the first movie but I don’t. While most people really dump on the third but I actually thought it was one of the better ones. Stepping back though, if I was handing out grades with a star system they’d all score around 2 stars, and (like I say) for all the same reasons.
So I just put the list in chronological order.
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