Dry storm

Not all of the words I feature here are ones I come across when reading. This one struck me when I was at the gym, watching the Weather Channel. Which is actually one of the more interesting shows on cable these days.

A virga (plural virgae), also known as a “dry storm,” is a streak or shaft of rain that evaporates before it hits the ground. As I read up a bit about virgae I found it necessary to understand the concept of a “precipitation shaft”: a highly localized precipitation event. It’s not a whole front of rain then but a sort of column, which ties into the Latin root of virga: a rod, staff, sprig, or twig.

This is not a word I can imagine myself using, ever. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a virga, so I’d have to employ the word as a metaphor. Looking it up online, however, I did come across this amazing picture of a virga in the sunset over the Russian city of Saratov. That in itself seemed worth a post. (You can click on the pic to make it bigger.)

Words, words, words

Old Man Logan 4: Old Monsters

Old Man Logan 4: Old Monsters

The previous Old Man Logan volume was set in Japan because Logan went there to find Lady Deathstrike. In this one, or at least the first part of it, he’s off to Romania to hunt for Jubilee, who has fallen under the spell of Dracula.

I liked how things kicked off. The art by Filipe Andrade has a suitably gothic flavour to it, with blood flying like mad calligraphy or musical scores turned on their head, and the vampire-hunting Howling Commandos were a lot of fun. I also enjoyed the way they disposed of Dracula at the end. But as I said in my notes on The Last Ronin, if this series is just Logan or “Old Wolverine” (as he hates being called) putting in frequent flyer miles as he jaunts about saving people then it’s not really working for me.

But then in the second part of this volume (back being drawn by Andrea Sorrentino) Logan goes even further afield, finding himself (somehow) in space, visiting an orbiting station that has been taken over by the Brood. “What madness is this?” the back cover asks. I’m not sure. Because Jean Grey is on the space station too and she’s messing with Logan’s mind. In addition, it seems like Logan is caught in some kind of spatial-temporal flux, “stuck between two places”: the station and the wastelands, where he’s confronting Hulk’s grandson, who has grown up (way up) into a green Lord Humungus.

This was all kind of weird, and the sight of Wolverine roaring away in a space suit was, perhaps unintentionally, hilarious. Nevertheless I thought both parts of the story went down well, even if the Dracula adventure was very much a standalone. And the thing is, after The Last Ronin I was pretty much ready to give up on the series but after this I wanted to read a bit more, mainly to see if Jeff Lemire was going to be able to pull all this together.

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Bookmarked! #99: Alnwick Castle

My one and only trip to the UK occurred in 1976. We visited a lot of castles, which is something you do a lot over there if you’re a tourist. That and go for walks in the countryside. Anything to escape the cities. I don’t know what things are like now, but back then urban Britain was almost unimaginably bleak.

But I digress. I was just starting to collect bookmarks back then and in most of the castles we visited you could get these leather bookmarks with pictures on them. I doubt they still sell them in the gift shops. I’m told that most places don’t sell bookmarks anymore, but that’s a story for another post.

Anyway, on that trip I picked up a lot of bookmarks like this that I’ll be showcasing here. This one is from Alnwick Castle in Northumberland. It’s one of the nicer (and more intact) castles and they film a lot of movies there. Fifty years later I honestly can’t remember much about it, but I still have the bookmark.

Book: King John and the Road to Magna Carta by Stephen Church

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DNF files: Introducing Postmodernism

Introducing Postmodernism: A Graphic Guide

By Richard Appignanesi and Chris Garratt with Ziauddin Sardar and Patrick Curry

Page I bailed on: 80

Verdict: There’s nothing wrong with short introductions to complex, or even not-so-complex subjects. I’ve never gone the For Dummies or Complete Idiot’s Guide route but I’ve enjoyed most of the volumes I’ve read in Oxford’s Very Short Introduction series. Out of the twenty or so of those I’ve been through I think there have only been a couple of clunkers that were of no help at all in adding to my understanding of the topic being covered.

One of the good ones was Christopher Butler’s book on postmodernism. I learned quite a bit from that. But I learned nothing from this Introduction, which takes the form of a “graphic guide.” I take it all the pictures were to make it more engaging and/or accessible, but they added nothing to the text and didn’t help explain or make clear any of the concepts in play.

Granted, I’m not, and never have been, a fan of critical or literary theory. Especially after it got bogged down in the philosophy of language in the twentieth century. Maybe I’m just a die-hard pragmatist, but I keep wondering what the use value is of postmodern speculations. If Derrida (probably not a good example, as he was so slippery about saying anything) was right (or “right”) then so what? Why does it matter? I still don’t know, and it’s hard to summon the mental energy to tackle such an obscure body of work when I feel there’s nothing at stake.

The DNF files

The Vault

The Vault

A mix of standard SF-horror tropes. Underwater treasure hunters find a sarcophagus containing the remains of a demon that has been sealed away for centuries, or maybe millennia. They open it up and remove the occult seal from the demon’s corpse, thus reviving it. Carnage follows as the awakened beast goes on a bloody rampage, all while a hurricane strikes.

It’s basically Carpenter’s The Thing (the alien thawing out of the block of ice) meets Alien (the demon is a close cousin to the Xenomorphs). If you want something new, it’s that the action takes place in Nova Scotia (the author, Sam Sarkar, was born in Halifax), with the divers exploring the famed Oak Island “Money Pit.” I appreciated that part, but it doesn’t really add much. I’ve never visited Oak Island, or seen the TV show they made about its treasure-seekers, but I still felt I’d been here before.

It might have worked. I really liked Plunge, another recent horror comic that riffed on 1980s deep-water monster movies. But the plot moves awkwardly, with some abrupt breaks that left me momentarily confused, and the art doesn’t sell the action or suspense. In particular, the different characters are posed like plastic action figures, unmoving over several different panels, and their faces are totally expressionless, even when they’re supposed to be freaking out, delivering lines punctuated with triple exclamation marks!!!

Normally I’d only recommend this to hardcore fans of the genre, but I think they may be the most disappointed by it. It didn’t do anything for me.

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Knowing a tiger lily by its spots

I do like these flowers. I always called them tiger lilies but then someone told me they’re daylilies. Which aren’t really lilies. Apparently tiger lilies have spots (which tigers don’t have, but whatever). Here’s an earlier post on them. Anyway, it’s a good thing I like them because they’re planted all over my neighbourhood. This is their time of year to shine.

Saga of the Swamp Thing Book One

Saga of the Swamp Thing Book One

I’d read Alan Moore’s Saga of the Swamp Thing titles years ago, but had remembered them, falsely, as being a standalone series or a reboot of the franchise. That’s not the case. In fact, Moore took over with issue #20, which is a direct continuation of the events that concluded Swampy’s battle with Arcane, and the latter’s death. Or “death.” That was the end of DC’s Swamp Thing: The Bronze Age Volume 3 if you buy the collected editions.

After tying up the “loose ends” (the title of issue #20) to that storyline, Moore was off on his way, not really reinventing the character but subtly redefining him. It’s a new sort of origin story, being one that leaves the original in place. This is explained through the experiments of the Floronic Man on a frozen Swamp Thing in issue #21, which is a great comic and one that works well as a standalone.

Moore’s great theme in all his work is that of a powerful mind becoming unhinged, and he gets to indulge that a lot with the various characters  introduced here (Swamp Thing, the Floronic Man, Matt Cable . . . Jason Blood is already nutty). His writing is also in good form, with “plump, warm summer rain that covers the sidewalk with leopard spots,” and how “clouds like plugs of blooded cotton wool dab ineffectually at the slashed wrists of the sky.” I don’t want to go all in on comic writers being great poets because it’s a different game, but there are levels and Moore was usually operating at a higher one than most who have played it.

The crowded panels of Stephen Bissette and John Totleben’s artwork goes well with melting characters, wavy hair and mossy tendrils. There are also several glorious full-page drawings that are quite effective, especially since page layout is such a big part of the visual delight of the series. Nearly every page here is shattered in an interesting way.

I’m not a fan of all of Moore’s stuff, or even all of his Swamp Thing work, but as things kick off here you can tell why this has been recognized as a comic-book classic. Moore took an already established character and while keeping him very much the same in most important ways also made him his own.

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Bookmarked! #98: Return to the Rich Coast

In my previous post of a bookmark from Costa Rica I had to admit that I not only didn’t know where Costa Rica was, I also wasn’t sure where I got the bookmark. Well, I know where it is now (because I looked it up), and I know where this bookmark came from. I have a friend who brought it back from her vacation! And what a treat it is, with a picture of a sloth, a creature that is not just native to Costa Rica but also my spirit animal.

According to a slip included in the sleeve this one came in, it’s made from recycled banana fiber paper that was 100% handcrafted in Costa Rica by artisan Bernald Rojas Rojas. The ribbons, in case you were wondering, are the colours of the Costa Rican flag.

I’ll bet you had no idea before following this blog that the world of bookmarks could be so educational, various, and exciting!

Book: The History of Latin America: Collision of Cultures by Marshall C. Eakin

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Holmes: Silver Blaze

A perennial favourite, and the source of the celebrated line about the curious incident of the dog in the night-time (already famous well before Mark Haddon’s forgettable novel). It’s a story that has been adapted several times for television for good reason, as it’s one of the most dramatic of the Holmes stories. And for pure mystery buffs the clues are nicely selected and presented. Everything came together nicely for Doyle here.

As so often I did have questions about Holmes’s method. “It is one of those cases where the art of the reasoner should be used rather for the sifting of details than for the acquiring of fresh evidence,” he tells Watson before they get started. I think I know what he’s talking about, but by the time they get to the scene of the crime he’s back crawling on his hands and knees over the moor, looking for discarded matches and footprints. That seems like acquiring fresh evidence to me. And can we say Holmes is just a “reasoner” at work here, sifting the details? On two separate occasions he draws attention to “the value of imagination” in solving the case. What this means is cutting free from facts and evidence entirely and coming up with theories and suppositions that can later be tested. That seems like a good way to proceed to me, but it doesn’t square with what Holmes says in other places about his method. Though if you’re a genius you don’t have to follow the rules anyway.

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Everyday Rudeness #7: Spitting (or worse) in public

Because one of the few places where I come into regular contact with the public is on my visit to the gym, I’ve noticed that a lot of these Everyday Rudeness posts (see here, here, and here) are responses to behaviour I’ve witnessed there.

And so it is again.

I don’t understand people who feel the need to spit. It’s not something I do, or ever want to do, when I’m alone or at home. No matter where I am. Like, for example, in the shower. But the shower area at my gym is literally a choir of spitting. I don’t mean a little spit either, but a drawn-out, throat-clearing hocking and spitting. Is this something these people do at home? It’s disgusting, and just one reason why I prefer to shower when I get back from a workout.

Spitting is a disgusting habit, and yet there are still people who do it even in the street. I remember many years ago being told by an old soldier that “conduct unbecoming” could be anything, from the very serious down to “spitting in the street.” It was just understood that spitting in public was something you don’t do. At least not unless you’re a ball player with a mouth full of chewing tobacco. I don’t think there are spittoons or cuspidors in most homes anymore.

But spitting in the shower, I found out last week, was the least of the bad behaviour going on in the gym when it came to expelling unwanted matter. For the last couple of months there’s been a really irritating tall guy who uses machines (elliptical machine, stationary bike) at the other side of the building from where I usually work out, though to use the bikes I sometimes have to go to his end. What makes this guy irritating? Well, in the first place he farts. And he farts so bad you have to stop what you’re doing and get away. That’s it. You have to move on to another machine because you can’t work out anywhere near him.

But that wouldn’t normally require a post on rudeness. People do have to fart, even in public places where it’s really not nice. Like an elevator. Or at the gym where people are working out near you. But last week he one-upped himself.

Stationed on the other side of the gym I heard a distinct reverse-sniffing noise. I looked up and he was holding one nostril shut while he blew his nose to the left of the elliptical machine he was on. Then, as I was struck still in amazement, he closed the other nostril and blew his nose to the right. This time I could see a giant booger sailing out and landing on the machine next to him (not in use, praise be!). And then he just kept on working out. How rude can you get? How could anyone think that was acceptable behaviour? I’m no Mr. Manners who is easily offended, but what is wrong with people?

I no longer work out on any machines at that end of the gym.