The zombie Internet

Over at Alex on Film I recently had two comments that appeared on my review of Escape Room that I suspected were not written by an actual human being:

Spot-on analysis. The room designs looked interesting on the surface, but the puzzle solutions felt far-fetched and the alternate/cliffhanger endings were definitely disappointing. It’s a shame it didn’t push the boundaries of the genre further.

Great analysis. I completely agree that Escape Room relies heavily on familiar ‘Game of Death’ tropes seen in films like Cube and Saw. While the premise is intriguing, the contrived character conflicts and weak, open-ended conclusion definitely hold it back from standing out in the genre.

The tip-off, of course, is that both these comments were posted together at the same time. Plus the fact that the email attached was just a random collection of letters at a gmail address. Also, the website they linked to was a professional football betting site.

Still, the reason I bring this up is that either one of these comments I would have allowed through and probably even responded to on its own. They are well expressed and do respond directly to the points I was making in my review, even using some of my own language (like calling this the “Game of Death” genre). Gone are the days of trash spam like “Best free pharmaceuticals!” and “Free pr0n!” This is good stuff.  I assume it’s being produced by AI. AI that has actually “read” my reviews!

Still, it is spam. And as spam gets better, both in how its written and how its targeted, I feel like it’s going to get harder and harder to identify. This will lead to a “death of the Internet” situation where nobody will even know that the zombie apocalypse has happened until it’s already run its course.

15 thoughts on “The zombie Internet

  1. Don’t you worry, Botstooge and I will both be here to leave real comments. Curated thoughts with deep analytical forays into the zeitgeist of our times. However, I probably won’t agree with you on very much. Like your use of the word “the”. Wildly inappropriate and I’m going to be reporting you to the Canadian Mounties.

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    • The Canadian Mounties aren’t as bad as the ones from Kazakhstan at least. Those guys play rough.

      There are honestly times where I’ve looked at even frequent commenters and wondered “is this a real person?” Where does Bookstooge end and Botstooge take over? I mean, AI should be able to clone a person’s voice pretty easily, scraping everything you’ve ever posted online.

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  2. Well now you’re getting into it. How can you stop this without leaving the field free for China? This is me thinking about genetic engineering. I say we should stop it (or regulate the hell out of it so it doesn’t get out of control). But then we get overwhelmed at some future date by Chinese superheroes.

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    • China and AI is going to be a big story for sure. I’ve been listening to it a bit because of all the coverage in the business press. They may pop the global AI bubble, and when the news came out that they’re printing their own advanced chips now I thought that was really going to be a shock to the system. The superheroes won’t be too far behind, as I’m sure genetic engineering is going on.

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  3. It does look like AI has everything “under control.” We are entering a new (and improved!) spam era. It is bizarre to think of AI web sites leaving comments on other AI web sites.

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