I always think of squirrels as rats with bushy tails. Some of them are pretty big. I don’t *think* most cats go after them but I’m not sure. Not as much collateral damage as with a rocket launcher though.
You’ve never used a “smart” rocket launcher, have you?
Zeroes in on the target and only wipes out a 1x1meter area. Isaac Asimov invented them and the military industrial complex hid their existence. Until “I” discovered them and revealed their existence to the world at large.
So the world can thank this squirrel picture for that revelation!
I just use the idiot-proof point-and-shoot ones. This postage-stamp targeting sounds too hard for me. I want to know that if I’m close it’ll be good enough.
Man, where’s Lord Vincent when you really need him!?
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Or a rocket launcher. Rocket launchers are great for clearing squirrels out of areas.
WHOOOOOOSH!
BOOOOOOOM!
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Does LV go after squirrels too? I had one dog who killed squirrels but the others left them alone. I don’t think they make good eating.
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I have no idea. I figure if he and Winnie go after birds and stuff, that maybe a squirrel would be on the menu too.
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I always think of squirrels as rats with bushy tails. Some of them are pretty big. I don’t *think* most cats go after them but I’m not sure. Not as much collateral damage as with a rocket launcher though.
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You’ve never used a “smart” rocket launcher, have you?
Zeroes in on the target and only wipes out a 1x1meter area. Isaac Asimov invented them and the military industrial complex hid their existence. Until “I” discovered them and revealed their existence to the world at large.
So the world can thank this squirrel picture for that revelation!
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I just use the idiot-proof point-and-shoot ones. This postage-stamp targeting sounds too hard for me. I want to know that if I’m close it’ll be good enough.
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Ahhh, the seething volcano comes to the surface!
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I’m a regular Mount Saint Helens. A Vesuvius. A Mount Tambora! A Lake Toba of seethiness!
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Place the squirrels on notice…
The Volcano Man Cometh!
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Winnie would have a go! Wouldn’t be the first time. 😊
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Does she eat them or just kill them for the heck of it?
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So far chased one up the side of the house but yet to actually catch one. She’s up for a challenge though!
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Go Winnie!!!
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🤣🤣
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