Dceased
The first thing to note about this series is that it was late to the party. When Marvel Zombies started in 2005-2006 they were hitting the market at what I’ve called the moment of peak zombie. I was actually a bit surprised to see that DCeased (or DC Zombies) didn’t come out until 2019, long after the point when zombies had gone out of fashion. Though that didn’t stop the series from becoming a huge bestseller and spawning several sequels.
OK, technically these aren’t zombies. They’ve been infected with the Anti-Life Equation, which arrives on Earth as a sort of computer virus and starts turning people into undead creatures who go around biting chunks out of the living and so infecting them and turning them into . . . zombies. Apparently the equation spreads just as well by digital imagery as it does by infected blood. “I always suspected we’d have to destroy the Internet to save the world,” Green Arrow says. “I just didn’t know it would be like this.”
Batman figures all this out, and just to clear up any confusion gives us this quick fact check: “They’re not zombies. They’re not consumed by hunger. They’re not feeding. They’re spreading death. They’re stealing life. These are the anti-living.”
Oh, just stop already. This is DC Zombies. The zombie pathogen is a hybrid, both being a blood infection and spread through our phones like in the Pulse films or Stephen King’s Cell. We might almost say the virus is undergoing a cultural mutation, evolving from gene to meme.
Batman himself only figures all this out after he’s been infected, and later he’ll turn into one of the (ahem) “anti-living.” As will most of the rest of the DC pantheon. Yep, Batman, Green Lantern, Superman, the Flash, Wonder Woman. It’s up to the B-listers and a bunch of successors and superkids to save the day, which they do by loading the Earth’s uninfected onto space arks and heading out to Earth 2. Where the adventure will continue . . .
While I’ve called this DC Zombies, it’s actually hard to compare to Marvel Zombies. They’re both quite dark, obviously, but they feel different. Tom Taylor’s writing has less of Kirkman’s black humour, but I thought the storyline was more coherent. Which means that taken as whole I enjoyed the series a bit more. Though that isn’t a full endorsement, as I thought Marvel Zombies disappointing. I should also say that I read this in a “compact comic” edition. These are smaller format reprints (like the Marvel Masterworks volumes) so the art doesn’t have the same pop or impact and I sometimes had to strain to read the text. Even so, I liked the dark palette and Trevor Hairsine’s penciling.
Hmm. The premise is a bit hokey but that’s a great cover.
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It is neat, but it’s also weird because I think that’s Harley Quinn and she’s one of the survivors. Along with Poison Ivy (who is her lover) she stays behind on Earth when the arks leave.
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I thought she reminded me of HQ!
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Compact comics!? I’ll go get my magnifying glass….
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They’re about the size of a mass market paperback. Which is a significant reduction from the usual comic format. Still readable, but you’re losing something for sure. The cheaper price is nice though.
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MMPB? I’ll get TWO magnifying glasses then 😀
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Yep, I could have used them.
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That is why I only read digital comics now (when I do). Give me that sweet 15in laptop screen to read it all 🙂
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You’re all set!
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Groo and Rufferto, in all their glory 😀
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Batman should go to the movies once in a while or read some classic horror. Then he’d realize that what we call “zombies” changes over time and he could spare us his contemporary biases. : -)
Did you finish Cell? I’ve tried a couple times and just haven’t been able to do it.
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If he’d watch the Resident Evil movies, he’d know all he needed 😀
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Or he could have just asked his kid. Or Superman’s kid. They’re hanging around not doing much.
I did finish Cell. It doesn’t get any better.
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Awww, no comments allowed on Cell….
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Yeah, that site I didn’t enable comments. Just didn’t want the headaches initially because I was upsetting a bunch of people. Now it probably wouldn’t make a difference.
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*sings a sad dirge
♪Nobody cares today…♪
♪nobody cares at all♪
♪nobody cares today♪
♪even if it is a Saturday….♪
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“Stale” is spot-on. I think the main reason I’ve never been able to finish it is because his style wears me out with its monotonous familiarity.
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His short stories and novellas are better in most cases. I think the only novel of his I thought was first rate all the way through was Pet Sematary, and even that had the feel of a short story blown up (effectively, I thought) through his expanding scenes through the subjective experience of time. I think the dad spends over 100 pages digging up his son’s body, for example.
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My own selection for best novel would be The Shining, hands down. Maybe because it was probably the story he could most identify with personally.
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Yeah I was thinking of The Shining too. Haven’t read that in forty years though. Was going to give it another go the next time I try the movie versions.
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I am hereby invoking the Right of Protest and starting the Occupy Comments movement.
We want open comments!
Comments for everyone!
Comments have feelingz too!
blah blah blahcommieblah blah blah!
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Comments are for commies! Are you a member of the Commentist Party?
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I am a Founding Member in fact. I’m the head of the Commentus Militant in fact….
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and two “in facts” in the same comment proves it is totally legit and true.
In fact!
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In fact this sounds like Commentist Party doctrine. In fact I’m sure of it!
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You filthy commentist pinko!
* pew pew pew
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Better dead than Commented!
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Now that is the proper attitude. Good man…
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And for anyone who uses commas! Especially commas in comments! They must be commies!
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Well, Oxford Comma’s anyway. I’ll take a dyed in the wool Commentist over an Oxford Comma User any day….
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Your level of commitment is commendable.
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If there’s just ONE menace to world peace, on existential threat to ALL of mankind, it is the Oxford Comma User.
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