About this item

So I was just looking online for a new winter coat. As some of you may remember, I had a bit of trouble with this a few years back. Anyway, I was browsing through the discount offerings at the Wal-Mart and came across this product description that I first thought might be AI slop. Then I decided AI couldn’t be this bad. No, somebody, somewhere figured that this was the best way to sell a coat.

I resisted adding this particular item to my cart, as impressed as I was that it was made of “materials” and was guaranteed to make me look not just handsome but more handsome. I don’t know if the world could handle that.

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  1. Yeah, that’s some bad translation work right there 😀

    For me, there are certain things I will not buy online. Boots and coats are some of them. I need to try them on to make sure. Hopefully, you actually get a coat this time and nobody steals it…

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  2. I bought my winter coat online and I regularly cite it as one of the best purchases of my life. It’s got materials out the wazoo. What bothers me about this ad — because it’s the most important thing — it says nothing about whether or not this “parka” keeps you warm. Instead, it’s the Fernando Lamas coat.

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