No, I’m not sure what a moose has to do with Montreal. Bookmarks can be random like that.
Book: Montreal Stories by Clarke Blaise
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They both start with “m”. That’s probably enough for most people, people who read only 1 book a year…
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Sounds good! Let’s go with that.
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Thus it is written, thus it shall be!
*presses big red button
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Doesn’t that button just order a diet coke?
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Oh, is THAT what it does? I thought it ended the world as we know it.
That would explain why the world hasn’t ended yet then.
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The end of the world is triggered by a flip switch under the desk. I shouldn’t tell you this . . .
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That’s ok. I decided that your place is going to be Home Base for the invasion of Canada and that I’m taking over your basement to direct operations. That way nobody is happy and everybody is miserable. Lose Lose Lose situation. I couldn’t ask for more 😀
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I’m happy to have my basement put to such good use! LLL situations are the best! Nobody comes away thinking they got screwed because everybody loses!
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See, I’m an Equal Opportunity Miserator.
Now, where’s that diet coke?
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I just got a whole case delivered to my basement. Seems to be a glitch in Amazon’s supply chain. Stop hitting the button!
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Don’t mooses live in Canada.?
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They do. But I don’t think they’re particularly associated with Montreal.
No moose in Blighty are there? You’d know. They’re ginormous.
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No, there’s no need for mooses. What do they do?
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Stand in the water eating grass mostly. Sometimes they make friends with flying squirrels. Beautiful animals.
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We have wild cattle up in Northumberland, that’s the best I can do.
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Wild cattle? Now that’s strange.
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https://chillinghamwildcattle.com
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“One of the rarest animals on earth”! Have you been to see them? Have you been to Chillingham Castle and seen the ghosts?
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Been to the castle, saw the cattle from a distance but haven’t done the tour yet. No ghosts were spotted.
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Kinda disappointed it said the park was only 350 acres. That’s not a lot of land for a singular herd of wild cattle.
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Well they’ve managed for the past 700 years without any interference from humans so it must be they sort themselves to fit the space.
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and why is it goose/geese, but moose/moose? English is bananas sometimes. And THAT is before you add in the case of diet coke to kick things up a notch.
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And why are they the Toronto Maple Leafs and not the Maple Leaves? Because Canada!
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If Asterix lived in canada he’d sort all of this out for us, pronto!
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