2:45 AM, Sunday morning, after a light bit of snow. It doesn’t get much better than this. I love the “last man on Earth” atmosphere. Is it any wonder I’m such a fan of zombiemovies? (You can click on the pic to make it bigger.)
They don’t mind the temperature, but they stumble a lot on the ice and in the deep snow. If you pack some snowshoes you should be able to stay ahead of them.
but limited mobility is all we need to wipe them out. I can take out 5000 myself if they’re all lying on the ground curled up with busted tendons. So that’s 1/3rd of my town right there.
They’re already pretty slow. How easy do you want to make it? My weapon of choice would be a sledge axe I used a lot growing up. Never runs out of ammo.
Let’s say you’re a machine and can go 8hrs.
5 minutes per zombie if they keep shambling to you and falling at your feet. 12 per hour. So 100 a day. You’re going to need some aleve after that! 😀
We’re in the midst of it now. And it’s going to change over to freezing rain for several hours later. Good times!
Wonder how zombies handle the cold.
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They don’t mind the temperature, but they stumble a lot on the ice and in the deep snow. If you pack some snowshoes you should be able to stay ahead of them.
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I was just wondering if the cold would snap their tendons and thus make them unable to walk.
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There are lots of zombies without legs. They still pull themselves along. Even a decapitated head can bite your ankles. They’re like little landmines.
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but limited mobility is all we need to wipe them out. I can take out 5000 myself if they’re all lying on the ground curled up with busted tendons. So that’s 1/3rd of my town right there.
And that is how you do your part…
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They’re already pretty slow. How easy do you want to make it? My weapon of choice would be a sledge axe I used a lot growing up. Never runs out of ammo.
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I want it on “So Easy Even a Baby Could Do It” level.
I hope you have strong arms and shoulders 😉
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Not as strong as I was, but I can probably keep going for a few hours anyway. That’s enough to crack open a few skulls and spill some brains.
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Let’s say you’re a machine and can go 8hrs.
5 minutes per zombie if they keep shambling to you and falling at your feet. 12 per hour. So 100 a day. You’re going to need some aleve after that! 😀
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Nobody said it was going to be easy . . .
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I did!
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Oh, that’s right. Guess you did.
Well, some of us want more of a challenge. The zombies deserve our best.
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I’d use a flame thrower.
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You can burn a zombie to a crisp and they’ll keep going!
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They didn’t in Walking Dead so I’ll do their zombies.
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Now we just need someone to take out the ones from 28 Days Later who can run really fast . . .
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Someone with a 50 cal should do it.
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Elmo, that’s what I call it. Last Man On Earth. : -)
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It’s my fantasy to be an Elmo.
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