Holmes: The Counterfeit Detective

There are some mysteries that you judge on the cleverness of the puzzles they set, and others you just enjoy for the ride. I felt Stuart Douglas’s The Counterfeit Detective, part of the Further Adventures of Sherlock Holmes series, fit very much in the latter category. It’s a lot of fun. Watson is concerned at how Holmes has been run ragged on missions of state around and about London when a chance to mix business and pleasure presents itself: news reaches Baker Street that someone calling himself Sherlock Holmes has set up a consulting detective service in New York City. Crossing the pond to track down this “colonial facsimile” and find out what his game is sounds like the perfect getaway.

Of course, things turn out to be a lot more complicated than they bargained on. Or at least than Watson bargained on. Holmes, as always, knows more than he’s letting on. A habit that his chronicler gets exasperated at several times. “There were times when his preference for the dramatic revelation could become tiresome, to be frank.” But then Holmes was always trying to play the co-author, even with Doyle.

So the chase here, and it very much takes the form of a chase, with the bad guys (fake Holmes has a fake Watson as well) staying a step ahead of the genuine articles, was great stuff. With some help from the NYC police (Gregson gave them an in), the real Holmes and Watson explore low life and high society, both of which have plenty of dirty secrets. However, if I were grading The Counterfeit Detective on how well the plot held together I wouldn’t rate is as highly. In so far as I understood what was actually going on from Holmes’s explanation at the end, it seemed preposterous. Though to be sure a lot of the Further Adventures are even further out there.

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Old Man Logan: Warzones

Old Man Logan: Warzones

This is the second volume in the Old Man Logan series, though it’s usually labeled as Volume 0 since it provides a sort of prologue to the series later set on Earth-616 and written by Jeff Lemire that kicked off with Berserker. You’ll probably feel a bit lost if you haven’t read Mark Millar’s Old Man Logan and don’t know something about Earth-807128 and the whole concept of Secret Wars and the Battleworld. There’s no way I’m going to try and explain all that here, in part because I don’t think I’d be able to get it right. Suffice to say that things kick off with our hero, now on Earth-21293 (I think) living on a ranch in what looks like Monument Valley cohabiting with Luke Cage’s daughter and bringing up Baby Hulk. When Logan/Wolverine/James Howlett escapes from the borders of the Wastelands he runs afoul of powerful authorities serving “Lord Doom” (he dropped the title of Doctor when he became God of this world).

I’m not going to say anything more. It’s nuts. You really have to know your Marvel universes backwards and forwards to follow along as everything gets chewed up and spat out again like this. At times it’s suggested that the whole thing is an illusion put on by Mastermind or Mysterio or Mystique. Emma Frost also shows up a couple of times and manipulates reality into a “mindscape” that forms another alternate reality. There are good guys who are now bad guys and bad guys who are now good guys. And of course there are zombie versions of everyone too. Because why not?

But I don’t want to be dismissive. This is a weird story but it’s also something genuinely new and different. A lot of this due to the art by Andrea Sorrentino, which is riveting all on its own. You can enjoy a comic like this without reading any of the text (and it might even make more sense that way). What Sorrentino does in infusing each cell with a jolt of kinetic energy is magic. There are knocks against his style, like the fact that he really can’t seem to draw torsos, but even that adds to the effect, as the universe being evoked is such a dark and grotesque place anyway.

I doubt there are many people who sit on the fence when it comes to this series. It’s either the greatest thing going or a headache. I definitely think that as it went on it became repetitive, but this prelude is a comic that I’ve gone back to re-read several times and my appreciation of it hasn’t diminished. Some of the Battleworlds are better than others, but the one conjured here feels truly epic, and if it doesn’t add up to much or goes off the rails that’s OK because they were aiming for a nightmare aesthetic anyway. If you do fully enter into the spirit of things what you get is what feels like a total re-imagination of all things Marvel. And by that I don’t just mean the Marvel universe but the Marvel brand. Of course they were trying to do a lot of that around this same time, but I don’t think ever as successfully and at this scale.

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TCF: The Art Thief

The Art Thief: A True Story of Love, Crime, and a Dangerous Obsession
By Michael Finkel

The crime:

From 1994 to 2001 Stéphane Breitwieser had a career as “one of the greatest art thieves of all time.” Usually in the company of his girlfriend Anne-Catherine Kleinklaus he stole nearly 250 works of art from over 170 museums in France, Germany, Switzerland, Belgium, and the Netherlands. He didn’t try to sell any of the items but kept them in the attic apartment in his mother’s house that he lived in with Anne-Catherine. While in prison after he was caught his mother threw many of the sculptures he’d stolen in the nearby Rhône-Rhine Canal (from where they were later recovered) and burned the paintings.

The book:

I don’t think I’d ever heard of Stéphane Breitwieser before this, but according to Michael Finkel, who I have no reason to doubt, he was one of the most prolific art thieves in history. That he didn’t consider himself to be an art thief but rather an “art liberator” or “art collector with an unorthodox acquisition style” was just a kind of criminal casuistry, though it is fair to say that he was a different kind of art thief. Whatever other lies and rationalizations Breitwieser gave for his looting of so many priceless treasures, it’s clear he didn’t do it for the money. And this despite the fact that he had no money of his own, only working odd, minimum-wage jobs like waitering or pizza delivery while sponging off of his mother and grandparents and collecting government welfare payments. It was the kind of life that, in addition to fostering his narcissism and sense of entitlement, freed him on a more practical level from caring about making a living and allowed him to spend most of his time doing what he loved.

At this point I want to step in and reassert a point I never tire of making: that for almost any criminal, or wicked person, to be successful they need help. Here’s how I put it in my review of A Plot to Kill:

Bad people are everywhere. But all too often the people who escape blame are their enablers.

It is not enough, to use the old line often misattributed to Edmund Burke, that for evil to succeed all that is necessary is for good men to do nothing. Evil needs a hand. Evil needs its suckers, dupes, and people who just want to be in on whatever the scam is because they think there’s something in it for them.

The question of to what extent Anne-Catherine was Breitwieser’s partner-in-crime remains open. Probably more than she let on, but perhaps not a lot more than just being a lookout. More interesting, and stranger, was the relationship between Breitwieser and his mother. To some extent she was his chief enabler. For starters she allowed him to live in her house, which is where he stored all his loot, turning it into an attic “treasure chest” or cave of Ali Baba. At least to some extent she must have known what was going on, but preferred to turn a blind eye. And then, after her son (her only child) was finally captured, she took it upon herself to destroy or attempt to destroy all the evidence. Out of hate, she told the court, but more likely out of love. With reference to this final crime, a French prosecutor would declare that “She is the central figure in this horrific disaster, the person who should be held most accountable.”

I couldn’t help thinking of a criminal type I’ve identified as “the boys in the basement.” I did a post on this phenomenon here, and a follow-up here. What I was addressing in these posts was the number of cases where young men who became mass murderers were often found to have mothers who appeased, accommodated, and enabled them into a kind of adult babyhood. In many cases the mothers in question shared a lot of similarities, for example being divorced, professional care-givers who seemed to enjoy keeping their adult children at home. Mireille Breitwieser (née Stengel), divorced, had been a nurse specializing in child care (Anne-Catherine, perhaps not coincidentally, was a nurse’s assistant). In a description of a videotaped interaction between mother and son Mireille appears as a submissive servant for him to boss around, and I find it telling that she even continued to cook dinner for him all the time he was living in her house. Breitwieser himself admitted he was “spoiled rotten,” and a state psychiatrist assessed him as remaining “immature.” “Coddled by a mother who caters to his whims,” another doctor opined, he had remained (in Finkel’s paraphrase) “a brat.” One suspects Anne-Catherine finally broke up with him not because of his dangerous kink (that is, stealing precious works of art) but rather just because he was never going to grow up. His mother had a firmer hold on him than she ever would.

In sum, while Stéphane doesn’t tick all the boxes for a boy in the basement, as a “boy in the attic” I think he belongs in the same discussion.

Moving further into the psychodrama, Finkel spends some time speculating on the exact nature of Breitwieser’s obsession. Was the compulsion he felt to steal works of art, and it was a compulsion, a kind of kleptomania? One psychiatrist says no, as kleptomaniacs typically don’t care about the specific objects stolen, and their thefts are followed by feelings of regret and shame. Was he a case of Stendhal syndrome? No, because that was only a nineteenth-century literary conceit anyway.

Was he an extreme kind of aesthete? That was his own diagnosis: “Breitwieser’s sole motivation for stealing, he insists, is to surround himself with beauty, to gorge on it. . . . He takes only works that stir him emotionally, and seldom the most valuable piece in a place.” And if that sounds a bit sexual I don’t think that’s by accident. Stealing was, in its mix of compulsion and addiction, akin to sex, and the stolen objects had their own sort of afterglow that he liked to bask in back in the attic, placing favourites next to his bed. Or, better yet, “So many great works of art are sexually arousing that what you’ll want to do, Bretiwieser says, is install a bed nearby, perhaps a four-poster, for when your partner is there and the timing is right.”

I don’t know if there’s any way to sort this out. I like Finkel’s conclusion that Breitwieser more closely resembles the people we know who have made careers out of stealing books than he does a typical art thief (“In the taxonomy of sin, Breitwieser and Anne-Catherine belong with the book thieves”). And seeing collecting as an obsessive-compulsive disorder is also valid. What’s fair to say is that Breitwieser truly was passionate about art and that he felt absolutely compelled to steal it. He literally couldn’t stop himself, even in situations where he knew he wasn’t just being risky but stupid.

But for years he stayed lucky. Sure, he was good at what he did. He had several qualities that proved indispensable: confidence, dexterity, and the ability to stay calm under pressure, to think fast and improvise when he met with obstacles. Because he mainly targeted smaller, local museums those obstacles weren’t insurmountable. The works he “liberated” weren’t that difficult to snatch. Alarms seem rarely to have been in place, and the slicing of the silicone glue at the edges of a Plexiglas case or the undoing of a few screws was often all it took.

As for the security guards, I don’t want to trash people who are already the butt of so many jokes. In fact, the purpose of a security guard is mostly to act as a “visual deterrent.” Meaning that the site of them is supposed to scare would-be criminal types off. Not because a guard is a physical threat, but because they are potential witnesses. They are usually young people or retirees, with little to no training, and not very motivated because they’re making minimum wage. The hardest part of the job is fighting off boredom or just staying awake. Breitwieser had actually been a guard at one point so he knew they didn’t pose much of a challenge.

The final factor in Breitwieser’s spectacular run of success was luck. Everything just seemed to go his way, even when he was caught once in Switzerland and allowed to walk. But these things catch up with you. As Finkel puts it: “No one gets away with bold crimes for long. Luck always runs out, it’s inevitable.” After a spectacular run, Breitwieser’s luck turned against him in a big way. It was only a series of unfortunate (for him) events that led to his capture. After stealing a bugle from the Wagner Museum in Switzerland, Anne-Catherine insisted on returning to the scene of the crime so she could erase any fingerprints he might have left. She wants to go alone but he insists on driving her. She tells him to stay in the car but he gets out and goes for a walk around the grounds. He is spotted by an old man walking a dog who had noticed him the day before. The police arrive and take him away.

By this point, however, Breitwieser may have just been growing tired of the game, no longer pursuing particular works of art out of some great passion but just grabbing items in a lazy and opportunistic way. At the end, Anne-Catherine would tell investigators, “his stealing had become ‘dirty’ and ‘maniacal.’ His aesthetic ideals about idolizing beauty, treating each piece as an honored guest, have descended into hoarding.” He treats the stolen works carelessly, damaging and even destroying them. The joy is gone. You have the sense in the end that he was only going through the motions, his addiction having reduced him to an automaton.

It’s often at this stage in any criminal spree that it’s suggested that the perpetrator, perhaps subconsciously, wants to be caught. I don’t think that’s what was happening here, but there may well have been something of the “rule of ten” I’ve written of before going on. Breitwiester wasn’t a professional thief. It wasn’t his job and he seems to have been a genuinely lazy fellow with a poor work ethic anyway. For him I think it was a sort of release of youthful energy, sexual or otherwise, and after six or seven years that energy had pretty much run its course.

The Art Thief is a really good book, well written, insightful, and a quick read. My only complaint would be that the full-colour photo section only contains pictures of some of the items Breitwieser stole. There are no pictures of Breitwieser or any of the other people in the book, or of the museum rooms he stole from, which I think would have been interesting. Leaving that one caveat aside, Finkel’s telling of the story also benefits from the ten years he spent covering it. That long a gestation allows for some distance, which is something I think most veteran readers of true crime appreciate. This isn’t a timely book meant to cash in on a sensational trial that’s making headlines. It has the luxury to be more reflective.

I also thought Finkel did a great job navigating the sources to come up with an objective account. This was all the harder as Breitwieser talked a lot. He allowed himself to be interviewed by Finkel and indeed even wrote his own book about his life as an art thief. His side of the story is all out there. But the women in his life, his mother Mireille and girlfriend Anne-Catherine, haven’t said anything to anyone. Some of the stolen pieces were never accounted for. Do either of them know what happened to them? How much did they know about what Breitwieser was doing? Everything? More, I’m sure, than they were willing to let on. “I am stupefied by her perjury,” one prosecutor declared in court about Anne-Catherine’s testimony. But by that time both women had gone into lockdown. I doubt interviewing them would have revealed much, but I was left with the sense that this is where the real story was.

Noted in passing:

While in prison in Switzerland Breitwieser does not “shower nude like everyone else,” but rather “washes in his underwear.”

I’m not sure why Finkel tells us this but I’m glad he did because it lets me talk about something that’s been bothering me for a while.

I grew up playing sports, and in particular was on the swim team both in intercity competitions and in high school. That meant spending a lot of time in locker rooms and in group showers. Everybody got naked. In the years after high school I became a bit of a gym rat and have almost always had a membership at a fitness club wherever I’ve lived.

Up until the COVID-19 shutdown in 2020 showering was as it has always been. You showered in the nude. Every now and then you might see someone showering in their underwear but this was very rare. And in the sauna or steam room you wrapped a towel around your waist, but otherwise that was it. Even if you were shy, there was no real need for modesty at the gym where I work out because the showers are all individual cubicles with closing doors. You’re all by yourself in there, and you can wrap yourself in your towel when you come out.

When the pandemic shut all the gyms down I took the next four years off, only returning in 2024. And I immediately noticed that norms had changed, dramatically. It is now the case that very nearly everyone is showering in their underwear. Everyone! Every now and then you might still see someone (like me) showering in the nude, but they are the exceptions. Just the day before posting this review a young fellow, I would say just into his early 20s, came out of the showers in his shorts and his t-shirt, soaking wet. I couldn’t believe it. Five years ago I think I would have asked him if he was OK. Now I was just glad he’d taken his shoes and socks off.

What has led to this change in behaviour? And how did it happen so rapidly? I note that it’s a practice that’s been adopted by men of all ages, from the very young to the very old. Are they watching so much porn that they feel body-shamed at only being average? I honestly can’t say. What I can say is that I think the whole idea of taking a shower while wearing clothes is ridiculous.

Takeaways:

With the high cost of housing more and more adult children are living with their parents out of necessity. And in some cultures this can even be a good thing, with intergenerational support working both ways. But a mother enabling or coddling a man-baby is always a bad idea, damaging to both parties. It usually turns into a poisonous and perverted love-hate relationship, with the family home becoming a nursery of vice.

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The Raven

The Raven

Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Raven” is a poem that has followed me around most of my life. At least that’s the way it feels. When I was a kid I had a Mad magazine adaptation, from which I memorized it. Today I can only recite a few stanzas by heart, but I still remember the Mad illustrations, like the saintly (and husky) Lenore pressing the laundry.

There are no end to the illustrated Poe works now available, with “The Raven” being one of the most popular of his titles to get that treatment. This version, part of the terrific Kids Can Press Visions of Poetry series, has art by Ryan Price, who appeared at a local art gallery when the book came out. At the time I had the chance to buy prints of the illustrations for this book but I didn’t because money was tight and all that.

What a great illustrator does is illustrate the poem or story while at the same time using the pictures to tell another story, not in opposition (though that’s always possible) but in parallel. I think Price does a wonderful job of that here. The pictures really evoke a mood, with the narrator and his Lenore both having vast expanses of forehead that help suggest how mental, how interior, a poem this is. So much of what we see, perhaps everything, is going on inside the narrator’s head. His madness is the result of isolation: both bereft of Lenore and stuck out in his cabin in the woods, and so agoraphobic that the sound of a knock at the door is enough to terrify him. But then, the bird’s footprints are there in the house before he hears the knocking. So why is he so frightened at the gentle tapping? Because he’s already breaking down. It’s not the repetition of “Nevermore” that drives him crazy; that only tips him over the edge.

Details like the bird’s footprints, or the aces and eights left lying on the tabletop, are worth noticing on every page. And there’s a modern horror atmosphere at work too. We are in semi-modern times, for starters, as the cabin has an aerial and a television set. But what’s on TV? Are they playing Night of the Living Dead? It looks like a cemetery on the screen, and we know Romero’s film is in the public domain, from whence it is constantly being pulled and referenced in modern horror films. Then, keeping with this modern motif, there’s the way the narrator starts scribbling graffiti on the walls, and Lenore’s ghostly appearance as a J-horror avatar. I was almost expecting to see her climb out of one of her picture frames, if not the TV.

Another triumph then from this short-lived series. The spelling of “visitor” as “visiter” was the only blemish I registered, and I hope kids who are the age I was when I first read the poem in Mad don’t get the wrong idea from that. But if they commit it to memory and learn to recite it like I did, that typo won’t make a difference.

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Bookmarked! #81: Stone Mask

Something from the gift shop at the Canadian Museum of Civilization in Ottawa. So it must be more than ten years old, since the name was officially changed to the Canadian Museum of History in 2013. Which means this bookmark is itself now a bit of history. It currently resides in the Alex Good Museum of Bookmarks.

It must have been a gift to me because I’m sure I’ve never been to the place. Perhaps someday I’ll go. The picture is of a Tsimshian mask sculpture that apparently has a twin (only with eyeholes) in a museum in France.

Book: The Story of Civilization I: Our Oriental Heritage by Will Durant

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Holmes: The Man with the Twisted Lip

“The Man with the Twisted Lip” is one of my favourite Holmes stories, both for delivering what I think every fan of Holmes expects as well as for being weird in some ways that are new.

It even starts off being weird, with the superfluous story of Watson being sent to rescue a wretched opium addict from one of his “orgies.” And here I have to immediately step in with a quick digression. The word orgy derives from the Greek orgia, meaning “secret rites.” Specifically these were the secret rites of the god Dionysus, involving dancing, singing, sex, and lots of drinking. It had the meaning of overindulgence in wine (or other intoxicants) for a long time, but in common use today I think its meaning has come to be restricted to group sex. If you told a friend you were going to an orgy tonight I’m sure they wouldn’t think you meant a drinking party. But the way Doyle uses it here it has the broader meaning, as the man being rescued by Watson isn’t capable of having sex with anyone given his condition.

Getting Watson to the opium den is important to the plot though because it’s there where he meets Holmes, in disguise. This is all coincidence (the first of two remarkable ones in the story), as Holmes is working on a totally unrelated case. I call the stuff about Watson’s friend who is an addict superfluous though because meeting Holmes is the only thing it does, and (1) I don’t see how it was otherwise necessary, and (2) I can  think of easier ways to have gotten the ball rolling.

Another weird thing about the story is the way Holmes solves the mystery of the disappearing Neville St. Clair. Of course his powers of deduction always strike onlookers as preternatural, but here it’s not through following crumbs of evidence that he comes to understand what’s going on. He does twig to the fact that an envelope had been licked “by a person who had been chewing tobacco” (he’s always picking up traces of tobacco), but this point is irrelevant. Instead, he follows his most famous axiom: “that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” As I’ve said previously, I’m not sure how trustworthy a precept this is, but it does seem to be the key in this story. All Holmes has to do is reflect on the impossibility of St. Clair’s disappearance to arrive at a solution. And the way he does so is significant: arranging a bunch of cushions on the floor to fashion himself a sort of divan, and then taking a seat and meditating while smoking his pipe. “I wish I knew how you reach your results,” Inspector Bradstreet says to him at the end. “I reached this one,” Holmes replies, “by sitting upon five pillows and consuming an ounce of shag.”

You can see that as being both continuity and disruption. Just like the way the plot hinges on yet another disguised double life, but in a way that’s truly remarkable. The career path St. Clair has chosen comes as a shock, but it’s something that resonates into the twenty-first century. Neville had, after all, only been a reporter, and like a lot of other professional work, journalism is a job that isn’t nearly as well paid as many people think (if you can even find work as a reporter these days). Meanwhile, alternative forms of employment that white-collar workers might look down on can actually be highly remunerative. Would St. Clair’s mendicancy be an example? Scholars have looked into it and found that it’s at least possible.

The same scholars, and other Holmes aficionados, like to pick out two points in particular from this story as problematic. First, the date is wrong. June 19, 1989 was a Wednesday, not a Friday, as here. Second: Watson’s wife calls him James when his name is John.

Much ink has been spilled trying to come up with ingenious explanations for both of these slips, but especially the second. I think it likely that Doyle didn’t consider the accuracy of the date important in the slightest and so didn’t bother to look the correct day of the week up. As for the name, it was probably another casual error. If Homer nods we can excuse Doyle. I don’t think he could have imagined how carefully these stories were going to be examined over a century later.

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Running Up That Hill

I had an earlier Wildlife post of a skunk. I’m quite proud of that post, as skunks are not the easiest critters to get a picture of. I got lucky with this guy though, as I was out walking early in the morning and saw a pair of skunks (probably up to no good) just walking down the sidewalk together. When they saw me they split up, and this one went down a sloped driveway. When he got to the bottom he was faced with a steep climb.

He had a lot of trouble, which is what gave me the time to get my phone out and take his picture.

Really, he kept climbing up part of the way and then sliding back down.

Finally he seemed to get the hang of it.

Then off to do more skunky things. I suspect making baby skunks. Glad this wasn’t my driveway or backyard.

Gideon Falls Volume 3: Stations of the Cross

Gideon Falls Volume 3:  Stations of the Cross

I really shouldn’t have liked this at all. We’re now deep into the free-fall of crazy and splintering of timelines into various universes that I usually can’t stand. All too often this strikes me as just being lazy storytelling, a way of giving up on creating a coherent plot and pulling the rug out from the reader whenever you want to introduce some new element.

But I thought this volume of Gideon Falls the best yet. Yes, our heroes are skipping around in time and space, but instead of everything breaking apart the sense that’s given is of things coming together, and doing so in interesting and visually striking ways. It seems Andrea Sorrentino was being given more freedom to open things up as things went along, and he’s using that freedom in a fiercely creative way.

The first few issues collected here introduce us to a slightly new character: Father, then Bishop, Burke. I say slightly new because he’d been previously glimpsed in the background. Here he gets a lot more development as he’s shown to be on the trail of Norton Sinclair, who is possessed or being controlled by the Laughing Man/Bug God. And it’s a trail that’s so crooked, branching through different dimensions and timelines, that Burke even has to grab a pen and paper at one point to draw a map. Though I had to wonder what use that might be.

As Bishop Burke he also has a team of priests to help him out. This was the only part of the story where I still felt out of the loop. If the Bug God is some alien force of evil, what is its hang-up with Christian symbolism? Why does he crucify people, and why are the people who are fighting him so fixated on having God on their side? Maybe this will all be explained, but for now it left me scratching my head.

What we do know, now, is that the Bug God needs a human body to function as a master key to unlock a gateway to other dimensions, including our own. He figured Danny would fill this role but as things leave off here he’s found a substitute in Danny’s dad. Creepy stuff! I’m enjoying this series quite a bit and looking forward to what’s next.

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The unparty

We live in political times, which is an observation that isn’t diminished by the fact that in many democracies a lot of people don’t care about politics at all. We know this because  of voter turnout numbers, a measure of what is the most minimal level of political involvement.

This is a point I first started thinking seriously about twenty years ago while reviewing the pollster Michael Adams’s book American Backlash. “Non-voters are the majority non-party in American politics,” I said in my review. At the time, the most recent presidential election had been in 2004, which felt like another very political time, what with George W. Bush running for a second term after the Iraq War. As a percentage of the voting-age population though the turnout was only 56.7%. In 2024 it was 59%, which was actually down 3.8% from the 2020 presidential election.

In the U.K. general elections in 2024 the voter turnout was nearly the same at 60%, which was the lowest turnout since 2001, when it was 59.4%.

Canada does a little better federally, averaging in the mid-60s in the last couple of decades. But again, these numbers are all national. At the state and provincial level the numbers drop considerably. In Ontario’s just finished provincial election the voter turnout was 45.4% of eligible voters. This was one percent higher than the last provincial election, which was the lowest voter turnout in the history of our provincial elections.

Drill down to the municipal level and the numbers drop even further. In my hometown’s last municipal election in 2022 only 28% of eligible voters voted. A number that was down 8% from 2018! The 2023 mayoral election in Toronto had a turnout of 38%. To take a random municipal election from the U.K., the turnout for the Sunderland City Council election in 2024 was 30.8%. The 2024 mayoral election for London hit 40.5%.

What this seems to underline is the fact that, to invert the famous adage often associated with the American politician Tip O’Neill that all politics is local, today all politics is national. Just as local news media have been dying, leaving no one covering city hall, the public’s attention has been focused more and more exclusively on politics at the national level. And with the importance of the Internet to fundraising this has only become more pronounced.

This is something I find very concerning, for reasons that I’ve talked about before. Chief among these is the fact that a lot of national political debate is of less direct consequence to citizens than what is going on at the local level, and that if no one is paying attention to what’s happening locally you’re opening the door to a level of corruption that (I think) would shock people if they were aware of it. I know I’ve been shocked by it when I’ve had dealings with local government in both rural and urban areas. You know things are bad when a single family has half-a-dozen members filling different jobs on council. But it’s rare to get reporting on this in places that have become “news deserts.”

But to go back to where I started, it’s been locked in for decades now that slightly more than a third of all eligible voters in Canada, the U.S. and the U.K. do not vote and will never vote. If non-voters were a party they would win every election. And that’s at the federal level. On the provincial or municipal level the non-voter party would win landslide majorities. Does this constitute a functional democracy?

If so, I think it’s one that could be improved. In the lead-up to Ontario’s recent provincial election. the Toronto.com website had a poll asking people who seldom or never vote why they don’t vote. 62.5% said their vote wouldn’t make any difference. They are right to be so disillusioned. The three English-speaking jurisdictions I’ve been talking about all use a first-past-the-post electoral system rather than one based on proportional representation. In Germany, which has a proportional representation system, the 2025 general election had a voter turnout of 82.5%, which is the highest since German reunification.

I think proportional representation is a better system, but there’s no chance the political parties will allow it to happen here, as public apathy to it as an issue means there’s no call for change. That non-voting party seems to want to keep their official status of invisibility.