Holmes: Silver Blaze

A perennial favourite, and the source of the celebrated line about the curious incident of the dog in the night-time (already famous well before Mark Haddon’s forgettable novel). It’s a story that has been adapted several times for television for good reason, as it’s one of the most dramatic of the Holmes stories. And for pure mystery buffs the clues are nicely selected and presented. Everything came together nicely for Doyle here.

As so often I did have questions about Holmes’s method. “It is one of those cases where the art of the reasoner should be used rather for the sifting of details than for the acquiring of fresh evidence,” he tells Watson before they get started. I think I know what he’s talking about, but by the time they get to the scene of the crime he’s back crawling on his hands and knees over the moor, looking for discarded matches and footprints. That seems like acquiring fresh evidence to me. And can we say Holmes is just a “reasoner” at work here, sifting the details? On two separate occasions he draws attention to “the value of imagination” in solving the case. What this means is cutting free from facts and evidence entirely and coming up with theories and suppositions that can later be tested. That seems like a good way to proceed to me, but it doesn’t square with what Holmes says in other places about his method. Though if you’re a genius you don’t have to follow the rules anyway.

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Everyday Rudeness #7: Spitting (or worse) in public

Because one of the few places where I come into regular contact with the public is on my visit to the gym, I’ve noticed that a lot of these Everyday Rudeness posts (see here, here, and here) are responses to behaviour I’ve witnessed there.

And so it is again.

I don’t understand people who feel the need to spit. It’s not something I do, or ever want to do, when I’m alone or at home. No matter where I am. Like, for example, in the shower. But the shower area at my gym is literally a choir of spitting. I don’t mean a little spit either, but a drawn-out, throat-clearing hocking and spitting. Is this something these people do at home? It’s disgusting, and just one reason why I prefer to shower when I get back from a workout.

Spitting is a disgusting habit, and yet there are still people who do it even in the street. I remember many years ago being told by an old soldier that “conduct unbecoming” could be anything, from the very serious down to “spitting in the street.” It was just understood that spitting in public was something you don’t do. At least not unless you’re a ball player with a mouth full of chewing tobacco. I don’t think there are spittoons or cuspidors in most homes anymore.

But spitting in the shower, I found out last week, was the least of the bad behaviour going on in the gym when it came to expelling unwanted matter. For the last couple of months there’s been a really irritating tall guy who uses machines (elliptical machine, stationary bike) at the other side of the building from where I usually work out, though to use the bikes I sometimes have to go to his end. What makes this guy irritating? Well, in the first place he farts. And he farts so bad you have to stop what you’re doing and get away. That’s it. You have to move on to another machine because you can’t work out anywhere near him.

But that wouldn’t normally require a post on rudeness. People do have to fart, even in public places where it’s really not nice. Like an elevator. Or at the gym where people are working out near you. But last week he one-upped himself.

Stationed on the other side of the gym I heard a distinct reverse-sniffing noise. I looked up and he was holding one nostril shut while he blew his nose to the left of the elliptical machine he was on. Then, as I was struck still in amazement, he closed the other nostril and blew his nose to the right. This time I could see a giant booger sailing out and landing on the machine next to him (not in use, praise be!). And then he just kept on working out. How rude can you get? How could anyone think that was acceptable behaviour? I’m no Mr. Manners who is easily offended, but what is wrong with people?

I no longer work out on any machines at that end of the gym.

Daredevil: Dark Art

Daredevil: Dark Art

Dark Art. How dark? Very dark!

Dark Art is superhero title that reads a lot like a horror comic. Daredevil and Blindspot are on the trail of a serial/mass killer who makes grotesque art out of his victims. Like a giant wall mural painted with the blood of over a hundred different people, or a tableau of the bodies of individuals transformed via the Terrigen mist into bastard Inhumans and then into props. These atrocities have been perpetrated by a figure who calls himself the Muse, a clear descendant of the Joker villain tree. (I see he calls himself the Muse. The press has dubbed him Vincent Van Gore.) The Muse walks the walk and talks the talk of a rebel street artist. Meaning he says things like “Do you think the symbolism here is too overt?” and wears combat boots, a knit skullcap, and suspenders without a shirt. Plus he has a very punchable face, even with his bleeding eye sockets.

This series marked the debut of the Muse and though I was left unclear as to the nature of his powers, aside from having really quick reflexes, I was getting into the horror vibe. And the story just kept getting darker, with the climactic issue taking place in the Muse’s atelier, which is decorated with various corpses and body parts (heads, brains, hearts, etc.). Then (spoiler alert, sort of) things end up with the Muse gouging out Blindspot’s eyes! That just ain’t right.

I’d had mixed feelings on Charles Soule’s Back in Black Daredevil run before this. The Chinatown volume was good but I thought Supersonic was a big step back. I’m happy to say that things got back on track here though, as this was a tight story that was creepy and involving, without too many distractions. Among these: Matt Murdock’s new job as a D.A. isn’t going well, making me wonder why he was even bothering. Can’t he make a living doing something else, perhaps making surreptitious use of some of his powers? There’s a trip to New Attilan to try to enlist the help of the Inhumans in tracking down the Muse but that doesn’t go very far, and I can’t say I was too happy with their taking jurisdiction at the end. And finally Ron Garney’s art, while it has its own atmosphere that goes well with this version of DD, isn’t growing on me.

It gives these comics a distinctive look, which I give Garney credit for. The generic Marvel house style drives me crazy. You could replace it now, and probably for the better, with something done by AI. And Garney’s art does fit with the horror angle. But it’s not my thing.

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Near miss!

So two nights ago we had a whale of a storm here, with the eavestroughs overflowing and lightning flashing non-stop for about twenty minutes. The next morning I saw some trees had come down, including this on my next-door neighbour’s porch! Luckily the deck took most of the impact and no windows were broken and there were no holes in the roof. I’m always afraid something like that is going to happen to me as we have a lot of trees back there. Near miss!

Crime and Punishment

Crime and Punishment

There is a point in updating the classics. Sure we can make the argument, and a good argument too, that Shakespeare is our contemporary. But that isn’t always easy for everyone to grasp, which means there’s nothing wrong with adapting Shakespeare, or any author, into modern forms like film or the graphic novel. It’s not that different from just putting Shakespeare on stage in modern dress.

This is a subtly modernized adaptation of Crime and Punishment. We’re in Putin’s Russia, but we only know that because we can see Putin’s face on TV or in portraits in the police station. And that’s not jarring because Putin sees himself so much as a “new tsar.” Then there are ‘80s-style punks in the street of St. Petersburg and they don’t seem out of place either because if Dostoyevsky was writing at a period when Imperial Russia was in decline you could see that historical moment rhyming with the Soviet Empire’s final days.

Is Raskolnikov our contemporary though? The night before I wrote up these notes I was at dinner with friends and the subject came up as to whether having a conscience was something that was in decline. At one point in the evolution of our species a conscience probably served a purpose, but in more atomized societies like our own, where our most prominent and successful role models (individual and corporate) are psychopaths, it may be that a conscience is the psychological equivalent of a tailbone. Meanwhile, narcissism is seen as a superpower as often as it’s described as a plague.

All of this is sort of by the way though in discussing this graphic novel version of Crime and Punishment because it’s not really interested in Raskolnikov’s tortured conversion. In fact, I wasn’t even sure he had experienced a conversion. He’s flattened out quite a bit here by Alain Korkos, with spiky hair and hollowed-out or whirlpool eyes being made to do a lot of work in representing his madness. Snippets of his theory of the man who has risen above conscience get dropped into the mix, but I don’t think David Zane Mairowitz, who wrote the adaptation, wanted to go into that too deeply either.

Where I think this version of the story is strongest is in the presentation of some of the supporting characters. Raskolnikov’s sister Dunya is a fresh-faced hotty and we can feel there’s something more than a family attachment in some of the drawings. Luzhin is an ‘80s pimp in a three-piece suit, aviator shades, and a cigarette dangling from his lip. Svidrigailov is a cultured sugar daddy. Sonya is a goth pauper-princess. About the only interpretation I didn’t agree with was the police investigator Porfiry, who is a goateed fellow with round sunglasses. He looks threatening, but without any of the depth or humour that readers of the novel will recognize.

Of course reducing a brick of a novel into a 120-page comic necessarily means you’re losing a lot. What’s left is coherent in terms of the story and I think relatively faithful to the original, but it isn’t close to being a substitute or even a summary. Nor, despite the modern setting, does it have much of a new spin to put on things. Was Raskolnikov the equivalent of a punk? The kind of guy to have a Sex Pistols poster hanging in his room? Or was he more intellectual than that? It’s an interesting question to entertain, but it’s also a kind of dead end that I don’t think leads us any further into the sort of ideas Dostoyevsky was digging into. Or maybe we just live in a less serious time.

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Bookmarked! #97: The Girls with the Jugs

How’s that for a clickbait title! But it’s not really clickbait. This bookmark comes from the Prado Museum in Spain and shows a detail from Goya’s painting Las mozas del cántaro. Which, when I looked it up online, is officially translated as Women carrying Pitchers.

But that’s not what the bookmark calls it. On the back, a picture of which I’ve included in case you don’t believe me, the painting is called Cantareras and is translated as The girls with the jugs. This made me wonder if that’s what “cantareras” really means, so I tossed it into the Internet’s translation machine and got “singing bowls.” I figured this couldn’t be right so I asked a fellow who knows Spanish for some help. And he only thought “cantarera” might be a kind of mushroom. So who knows what’s going on?

Anyway, here are some girls with jugs for everyone to enjoy.

Book: Goya by Robert Hughes

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Marple: Miss Marple Takes Manhattan

Well, that title is a winner anyway. If Jason and the Muppets could take Manhattan, why not Miss Marple?

The set-up has it that Broadway, or West Broadway, is mounting an adaptation of one of her nephew Raymond’s novels, so he’s been invited to attend for the premiere and he brings along his favourite aunt – even though she has little interest in cultural matters and just wants to visit American department stores and shop for linens and a tea service.

It’s a funny idea and Alyssa Cole plays it well. The main joke being that Miss M is less a fish out of water in Manhattan than her nephew. I also like the characters and the historical setting, which ties the plot in with the Red Scare. Unfortunately, it wasn’t much of a mystery and not only is there no way to figure things out before the reveal at the end, the reveal at the end actually left me scratching my head a bit. It wasn’t as bad in this respect as the previous story in this collection, “The Second Murder at the Vicarage,” but I still didn’t think it was playing fair when it came to proper clues. This was in all other respects a better story though.

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A bus of one’s own

I took the city bus recently. I support public transit, even though I’m not a big fan of taking the bus myself. But if every bus ride was as peaceful as this one I’d ride more often! For this part of the trip I was in heaven.

Swinging MAD

Swinging MAD

This MAD pocketbook was published in 1977 and I think all of the content is drawn from stuff that had previously appeared in the magazine in the 1970s. So we’re in a world where a mock publication called Occult Magazine looks forward prophetically to 1989, hippies weren’t a long-distant source of fun but a clear and present source of fun, and the tunes of songs like “Bless ‘Em All,” “On Wisconsin!” and “Stouthearted Men” were assumed to be so well known that readers would be able to sing along with parody versions. For the record, I know none of those songs but apparently they were very popular once upon a time. And I suppose “On Wisconsin!” is still familiar to Badgers.

This is a grab-bag collection with no one theme. Instead there’s just a little bit of everything that made MAD what it was. There’s the Don Martin Department. There are funny advertisements. There are two Dave Berg “Lighter Side of . . .” instalments. There’s a Spy vs. Spy cartoon (White Spy wins this one). And it all wraps up with one of MAD’s justly celebrated movie parodies, as drawn by the unforgettable Mort Drucker. What a line-up of talent MAD had during these years. It makes me wonder if a magazine like this would even be possible today. Since MAD itself isn’t possible today (they’ve stopped print publication) I think we know the answer to that. I’m not in love with the ‘70s, but for magazine culture you could look back on it as the end of a golden age.

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Ant-Man/Giant-Man: The Man in the Ant Hill

Ant-Man/Giant-Man: The Man in the Ant Hill

This was a pleasant surprise. Ant-Man, or Giant-Man (a role he grew into, later taking the name Goliath), has never been one of my favourite superheroes and I wasn’t expecting much from this collection of his first appearances in Marvel’s Tales to Astonish. (Most of the early Marvel superheroes didn’t start out with their own comics, so Iron-Man, as he then was, could be found in Tales of Suspense, Thor in Journey into Mystery, Doctor Strange in Strange Tales, etc.) But I had a great time tracking the very silly evolution of the character, and his sidekick “the wonderful Wasp.”

What I mean by silly is the way a hand keeps getting waved at any questions that might be raised as we go along. Explanations are trotted out, but they’re so flimsy you just have to shake your head. Scientist Hank Pym invents a potion, later made into a pill, that allows him to almost instantly shrink to the size of an ant. I mean instantly in that he seems to just disappear. You don’t see him get smaller. I wondered how that worked. But then I wondered about a lot of things. Luckily, the explanations keep coming. How does his costume change sizes along with his physical transformations? An editor’s note: “Clothes composed of unstable molecules are able to stretch and contract as the wearer’s own body does!” How does Ant-Man send and receive messages to all the ants everywhere all over the city? He has antennae on his helmet that can transmit, receive, and “decode” the electronic impulses that all ants use to communicate. And by “communicate” I mean they can even send live video! How does he travel instantly to any place he has to be? He has a catapult that fires him wherever he wants to go, and when he gets there his ant buddies form a cushion to give him a soft landing. How does he fight bad guys when he’s the size of an ant? He keeps the same strength he had as a full-size human even when he shrinks. But then when he learns how to make himself bigger, for some reason he maxes out at 12 feet and after that he gets weaker. I’ve no idea why that happens, but here’s the explanation they give: “It’s like a sculptor rolling the clay figure of a man between his hands until it grows longer and longer! But the longer it grows the weaker it becomes, until it finally snaps!” Uh-huh.

You get the feeling in all of this that they just needed a set of rules for Ant-Man/Giant-Man to operate by, and that they weren’t too concerned that readers would stop to ask too many questions. So when the whole idea of popping a pill to grow or shrink got a bit too awkward they simply had Hank come up with a modification to his helmet that allows him to change size by controlling his “mental energy” in “mentally activated cybernetic impulses.” In other words, he just has to think about getting bigger or smaller! And not only that, he can make the Wasp bigger or smaller with the same helmet (though otherwise he has to still rely on the pills).

This final point underlines what is perhaps the most jarring thing about these comics. Coming out during the height of the Cold War (1962-64), the bad guys are often looped into the Red menace. The commies even apparently killed Hank Pym’s first wife, a story quickly told in flashback. None of that dates the action as much though as the gender roles in the relationship between Hank and Janet van Dyne (who becomes the Wasp in part to avenge her father). Hank is protective of Janet, which is something she rejects in a pseudo-feminist way. “He treats me like a scatterbrained little girl,” she protests to herself, “and I want him to think of me as a full-fledged woman . . . a woman in love!” After all, “He may go for all that adventure jazz, but I go for big, wonderful, dreamy him!” This is awful stuff, and it’s everywhere. Even when Ant-Man and the Wasp discuss matters of international importance with a room full of officials her thought bubble off to the side only reveals “Mmmm, if there’s one thing I like, it’s being in a room full of men!”

There is a lot of this, and it’s representative of a real weak spot in Marvel’s imagining of female characters at the time, which I guess goes back to Stan Lee. Lee’s stories are wonderfully inventive and a lot of fun, but he had trouble with women and imagining real relationships. For all her feistiness, Janet is a throwback to a stereotypical female model. Even after becoming a superhero she revels in a role as fashion icon, and the Wasp with her “dainty wings” and “tiny, delicate antennae” is a modern-day Tinkerbell. The fact that Hank can control her size changes by his helmet, and that she can’t grow big but only smaller, reinforces this. He’s also the brains as well the brawn, and when he gives her an air-compressor weapon that he’s invented so she’ll have a bit more firepower it’s like he’s giving a toy to a child.

So that’s the downside here. What I loved is the way the reduced scale, at least of the early stories, gave us simpler stories that were all the more effective for not being about fighting wildly powerful archvillains. Sure there are some aliens and transdimensional interlopers here, but the guys I enjoyed more are the bitter losers with a grudge against the world, like Egghead (who even retires to a flophouse after first being bested by Ant-Man), the Human Top, Trago (“the man with the magic trumpet”), and the Porcupine. I was curious whatever happened to these guys, and wasn’t too surprised that (at least in these earlier iterations) both Egghead and the Porcupine died in action in later years, while the Human Top turned into Whirlwind. They’re B-listers, after all, but no less fun for all that.

Along with this goon squad we get a lot of low-tech action that’s also the perfect foil for today’s bloated cosmic, multiverse nonsense. On two different occasions first Ant-Man and then the Wasp tie the bad guy’s shoelaces together to make him trip! At another point Ant-Man unstrings a pearl necklace and rolls the pearls across the floor to send the Protector for a tumble. Then, when the Protector sucks Ant-Man up into a vacuum bag, our hero cuts his way free and uses a fan to blow the dust from the bag into the Protector’s face, blinding him and making him sneeze (“My eyes!! I can’t see!! Ah – Ah – Chooo!!!”). That’s good enough to allow the police to capture him and take him away.

Trying to catch Ant-Man leads the not-so-supervillains to some similarly modest stratagems. I just mentioned the vacuum cleaner. Fly paper? Sure. And here’s something really nasty: take away his growth pills and toss him in a half-full bathtub! How is he going to get out of that? Or, most devious of all, how about hunting him down with . . . an anteater! Now that’s playing dirty pool! And even that’s one-upped by the Magician, who has a killer bunny! “Only the Magician could have trained a rabbit to be an obedient beast of prey! Go, my pet . . . catch those two fools for your master!” That’s not quite Monty Python level of funny, but it’s getting close.

I hope that all gives some idea of the highs and lows in this volume. Like I say, it’s silly stuff but for the most part makes a refreshing change of pace from the later excesses of the Marvel multiverse. The 1960s shouldn’t seem so long ago, but much has changed, and in these pages you can really feel some of the distance between then and now.

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