Here in my car, I feel safest of all

Bill Skarsgård. Not going anywhere for a while?

Over at Alex on Film I just wrapped up my notes on a trio of movies about rich psychos who trap car thieves in specially designed automobiles: Captured (1998), 4×4 (2019), and Locked (2025). Watching them, I couldn’t help but think of what Hitchcock would have made out of such a set-up. He liked challenges like pretending a movie was shot all in one take, or setting a whole film on a lifeboat. Alas, none of the directors involved in these films made much out of the idea, either in terms of generating suspense or having a political message, even though each makes gestures in that direction.

Gamestopped

Over at Goodreports I’ve added a review of Ben Mezrich’s take on the Gamestop short squeeze, The Antisocial Network. This is the book that the movie Dumb Money was based on. I didn’t care for the movie (in fact, I hated it), and I didn’t like the book for a lot of the same reasons, but I think Mezrich at least gives you enough of the story to draw your own conclusions about what was going on.

Given the terrifying explosion in sports betting that’s happening, the crypto phenomenon, and the broader “gamification” of the stock market it’s a lesson that really needs to be driven home at every opportunity: If you’re gambling, you’re losing. The house always wins.

A bloody pain in the neck

This is an index of some of the vampire movies I’ve reviewed over at Alex on Film. I’ll keep adding to it as I go along.

Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (1922)
Dracula (1931)
Vampyr (1932)
Mark of the Vampire (1935)
Dracula’s Daughter (1936)
Son of Dracula (1943)
House of Dracula (1945)
Horror of Dracula (1958)
The Brides of Dracula (1960)
The Kiss of the Vampire (1963)
Orgy of the Dead (1965)
Planet of the Vampires (1965)
Daughters of Darkness (1971)
Requiem for a Vampire (1971)
Dracula’s Dog (1977)
Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)
The Hunger (1983)
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
From Dusk till Dawn (1996)
John Carpenter’s Vampires (1998)
Underworld (2003)
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
30 Days of Night (2007)
Let the Right One In (2008)
Let Me In (2010)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Afflicted (2013)
Morbius (2022)
The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
Renfield (2023)
Nosferatu (2024)
Sinners (2025)

Balls of steel

Digging deep.

Over at Alex on Film I’ve just wrapped up my notes on the Phantasm series. This was a surprisingly long-lived franchise, running from 1979 to 2016 with the same core cast (except for the recasting of Mike in Phantasm II) and the same writer-director in Don Coscarelli (who wrote and directed the first four films and co-wrote and produced the fifth). Most franchises rebooted several times over the same period, but the Phantasmverse maintained a remarkable continuity. Off the top of my head I can’t think of many franchises, horror or otherwise, that managed such a feat. And I was happy they ended on what I felt was a high note. Here’s the line-up.

Phantasm (1979)
Phantasm II (1988)
Phantasm III (1994)
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998)
Phantasm: Ravager (2016)

Chan’s the man!

The one and only.

This is an index to my reviews of Charlie Chan films over at Alex on Film. When I review more I’ll update.

Behind That Curtain (1929)
The Black Camel (1931)
Charlie Chan in London (1934)
Charlie Chan in Paris (1935)
Charlie Chan in Egypt (1935)
Charlie Chan in Shanghai (1935)
Charlie Chan’s Secret (1936)
Charlie Chan at the Circus (1936)
Charlie Chan at the Race Track (1936)
Charlie Chan at the Opera (1936)
Charlie Chan at the Olympics (1937)
Charlie Chan on Broadway (1937)
Charlie Chan at Monte Carlo (1937)
Charlie Chan in Honolulu (1939)
Charlie Chan in Reno (1939)
Charlie Chan at Treasure Island (1939)
City in Darkness (1939)
Charlie Chan in Panama (1940)
Charlie Chan’s Murder Cruise (1940)
Charlie Chan at the Wax Museum (1940)
Murder Over New York (1940)
Dead Men Tell (1941)
Charlie Chan in Rio (1941)
Castle in the Desert (1942)
Charlie Chan in the Secret Service (1944)
Charlie Chan in the Chinese Cat (1944)
Black Magic (1944)
The Jade Mask (1945)
The Scarlet Clue (1945)
The Shanghai Cobra (1945)
The Red Dragon (1945)
Dangerous Money (1946)
Dark Alibi (1946)
The Trap (1946)
The Chinese Ring (1947)