Alien: Thaw
OK, if you’ve read my notes on titles like Aliens: The Original Years, Bloodlines, Revival, and Icarus then you know how high I rate the storytelling chops on display in the Alien series. Whenever I read these comics I can’t help imagining how they would play as movies, and the answer is invariably “Much better than the actual films in the franchise played out, after Aliens.” I’ve loved reading all of them, despite not being blown away by the art (which I’d usually rate as only competent). In fact, digging into a new Alien comic is something I look forward to more than any other title or character out there.
Alien: Thaw doesn’t disappoint in this regard. And that’s remarkable given that there’s nothing all that special about the story. Talbot Engineering has a trio of employees working on the ice moon LV-695, harvesting the ice to satisfy a universal demand for water. And you’ll never guess what they find frozen in the ice! First just a normal facehugger, but then a whole bunch of adult Xenomorphs. Of course, as soon as they make this discovery the evil Weyland-Yutani corporation shows up, having immediately bought out Talbot Engineering. Things look bad for our plucky ice miners, but then the ice starts to melt and everyone’s in even deeper shit because this means the party is on. When you get a full page of an army of Xenomorphs on the march you have to laughingly start quoting Bill Paxton: “It’s game over, man. Game over!”
The story moves quickly. Very quickly. From the start of the franchise there have been questions raised about how the Xenomorph grew to such a massive size so quickly on board the Nostromo. But in this comic there’s one Xenomorph that goes from facehugger to chestburster to full-grown adult in something like an hour. How did that work? Well, because things are moving so fast there’s no time to ask questions like that. Or at least to answer them.
All the franchise touchstones are here. The facehugger glomming on to someone. A chestburster scene. A corporate heel (one of the seemingly endless descendants of Paul Reiser’s Carter Burke). Heavily armed space marines getting their asses handed to them by the Xenomorphs. A last girl. There’s even an android reveal that came as a surprise, which was something I have to give them full credit for because I knew it was coming. On the one hand, it’s pure formula by this point. But this is what an Alien story should be, without the weight of all the later mythology. And I enjoyed every page of it.
A final point: I wonder how much thought writers put into onomatopoeic sound effects in comics. Some of them have become iconic, like the SNIKT! of Wolverine’s claws, or the PAF! of Asterix launching a Roman centurion with a single punch. Of course sometimes you have to go with the classics. Like an explosion being some variation on KABOOM! But now ask yourself: how would you render the sound of a Xenomorph’s tail swishing through the air and decapitating someone? It’s not obvious, is it? But it should be something dramatic. I’ll let you think about it, and provide the answer in the comment thread below.
The sound of someone being decapitated by a Xenomorph’s tail is WHUUUCK!
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WHUUUCK sounds a bit tame for what it does.
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Well I imagine anything would come up short, just as a sound effect. I’ll see if I can get a pic . . .
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Posted a pic below. I actually got it wrong. It’s not WHUUUCK but WHUUUK.
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I don’t know why we don’t get these stories as movies. Is it the directors? Is it the writers? Is it the studio funding it? I don’t know enough about movie making to know who is to blame. So let’s blame them all! Works for me 😉
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I honestly don’t understand it. Any of these Alien stories would be better than what they came up with in the later movies. Lots of blame to go around though!
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I imagine a guillotine would be SHHUNK. It ought to have UNK. UCK sounds too “hard” to me.
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I think in the case of the guillotine you have to have that percussive “UNK” sound at the end to represent the blade completing its descent and hitting bottom (not the blade itself but the frame). Whereas the “UCK” has a more liquid feel to it that goes with the whip of the tail and the head flying off.
At least that’s my deep analysis. I figure there’s an art to getting these things right and it seemed worth it to appreciate the effort writers make.
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Oh, I see. I was thinking, Liquid — what the hell? I heard it as -uck as in f-. You heard it more like -ook as in book, I guess. : -)
I can see that.
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My bad! Apologies all around. It’s not WHUUUCK but WHUUUK. Here’s the panel (you can click the pic to make it bigger):
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